The Top 10 Punk Sub-Genres We're Pretty Sure Spotify Invented to Screw With Us

These punk sub-genres represent the most egregious fabrications that Spotify pulled out of its AI ass this year to see if we were paying attention.

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I’m a geriatric millennial, and the fact that they have a playlist called “millennial punk” made me so angry. And then I looked at the full playlist and saw that there’s Bloodhound Gang and Jet on there and I got even angrier.
I'd be more willing to beleive the "angry workout" playlist is actually the "getting pumped up in Iraq 20 years ago" playlist if it didn't have xxxtenacion and did have Die MF Die by Dope, considering how many saddam execution and infrared kills I saw set to that song (and now wish I didn't)
- Which song?
  
  Darude - SANDSTORM
  
  Die MF Die - Dope
- Yoooo I totally forgot about this song. Thank you for bringing it back into my life.
  
  I do love their cover of Rebel Yell along with Another Day and Sing. Turns out, they're still touring with Static X because Edsel Dope is now their singer too
They didn't even mention the eggpunk chainpunk dialectic
- Excuse me, the what?
Subgeneres are the death of creativity

I only listen to nofi punk and Vomir
I found out that they have a personalised “Gyatt Mix” the other day
- Probably sounds like ass
Meanwhile, only punks I care about are Cyberpunk and Steampunk. I only slightly care about Punk Rock.

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