I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my uncle, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Not likely though.
Soon
Death by snu snu
Peacefully in my sleep, like the guy in the joke, and not like the passengers of his car.
I'll never forget asking my father this question as a kid, and he answered without hesitation, "A bullet to the head." Fast-forward a few decades and that's how he went out by the firearm he carried to protect his family, causing more harm than any mugger or assailant could have caused if he was unarmed. Take care of yourself fellow lemms and dont dwell on death, focus on living a life you dont want to leave behind and keep pushing your Boulder up the hill regardless of how many times it rolls back down.
At age 92.
From a gunshot wound.
Fired by an outraged husband.
With the heat death of the universe in some full dive vr utopia.
in my sleep
At an old age peacefully after having a satisfying life
Preferably before neurological decline sets in as I'd prefer to not go like I've seen so many others go; forgetting the faces of their loved ones
I'd also hope that I will have left happy memories with those that would remember me after I've passed. Stories they'd love to tell people. Stories their grandkids would love to hear.
As peacefully and painlessly as possible. Preferably as little inconvenience to others as well. I hope to have all my affairs well in order and they better not pay money to put me in a box in the ground. I've told every family member I can. Donate what you can to others if possible and donate the rest to science for some med students to get practice.
Heroically and instantly
Suicide before Alzheimers, on my own terms 🫡
Slowly over the course of months hooked up to every device to keep me "alive" in the ICU because my shitty relatives can't let me go otherwise they won't get to steal my social security checks every month. /s
Or peacefully while watching the sunrise over a beautiful snow capped mountain rage.
Quickly. No need to drag it out for months or years.
As part of a destructive process of digitization.
Burning up during extravehicular re-entry
False vacuum decay.
No pain or suffering, no worry about it coming, just instantaneous non-existence at literally the speed of light.
The big problem is it would be all of humanity (and everything else) and not just myself.
So not actually something I hope happens, just that if I have to die...Similar would be being at the center of a large explosion or implosion - I understand that the passengers on that one submarine likely didn't have time to experience anything.
My personal immortality testing is still in human trial but it's shown promising results so far!
Just any painless method.
Originally, my favorite was inert gas asphyxiation. Based on previously found info, it seemed like the best option, just falling asleep and dying. Of course I was aware of the main risk: running out of the inert gas and again getting oxygen. That could result in permanent severe brain damage.
However I later found even worse stuff. Veterinarians apparently stopped using this method as the animals were showing severe signs of distress, meaning that it perhaps wouldn't be as painless.
Finally, there was a nitrogen hypoxia execution in Alabama recently:Smith appeared to remain conscious for several minutes. For at least two minutes, he appeared to shake and writhe on the gurney, sometimes pulling against the restraints. That was followed by several minutes of heavy breathing, until breathing was no longer perceptible.
Thus I finally ruled this out.
Ideally, gently and without fear but aware. Second choice, while asleep and dreaming, just step into death. I don't want to lose my mind while alive and don't want a jarring death.
Don't guess we get to choose, though. Or if we do choose it's never so gentle and fearless.
Oh I forgot to mention, if we can have literally any death and not just any possible death, I want to disincorporate exactly like Odin does in Thor Ragnarok.
As the Vandals said, "If we all go at once we don't have to say goodbye."
In debt, in love and a bit drunk.
I don't know whos that is, but it's the best. But more in line with the question : I want to see it come. That is my wish.
Peacefully, with all my mental faculties at the ripe old age of 1,834.
I'm taken out by truck-kun so I can reincarnate
I want to live a long and happy life, accomplish as much as I could expect to and love generously...
...and then that one scene from Final Destination 2 with the falling pane of glass.
Instant death aneurysm or quick heart attack.
I hope I won't! I know it's unrealistic, but this is my hope.
When I’m good and fucking ready.
In a way that destroys my brain instantly.
I literally don't care about anything else I just don't want to feel any pain.
Quietly, peacefully, and when I'm ready. All my experience of death has been unpleasant and traumatic, and I'd really like mine to just be ok. I know it's a lot to hope for though.
Last night would have been great, had the best ending possible.
Like, as long as it is quick and riding a high.
200+mph
I don't know how, but I hope I die better than I've lived.
Soon
Rogue planet colliding with Earth.
Fulfilled. I literally do not care about how violent or painful my death would be, I just want to feel like I contributed to our society, that my life had a purpose.
With unfinished business, I get to hang around as a ghost for another couple of hundred years.
In all seriousness though, preferable on my own terms. Maybe euthanasia at an old age, where I feel like I've lived enough and just want to move on. I'd celebrate life with my partner (if they're still alive) and our children, wish them the best with everything and then... exit. Though, knowing my partner (and myself), it'd probably be a double euthanasia when we're both ready for it. I couldn't bear to give that kind of farewell to them and I doubt they'd be any different.
In any case, the last thing I want is to be clinging on to life with every last ounce of my strength and have a miserable couple of last years because of it. Especially if it means I'd be a burden to everyone around me in the process.
Instantly somehow. Or in some kind of heroic last stand situation.
Fast.
My father spent his last years in a hospital, gradually getting weaker and weaker. After two years he decided enough was enough and refused food, water or medicine. He had so little fat on his body at that point that it only took three days to starve himself into a coma and then death. I helped the funeral director move his body out to her van. He'd been in a foetal position so long we couldn't unbend him to lie flat on the trolley.
Actually, I'd like to amend that. Fast and in bed with a pair of 19-year old twins.
I always thought falling from a plane would be interesting. Scary, yes, but you have a few minutes to accept the inevitable. You would also have some hope to McGyver your way out of it, by trying to slow down your fall and land in a deep body of water. People have survived it.
I would probably close my eyes the last few seconds though.
While sleeping after an awesome day when I feel like I got what I wanted from life.
Having a romantic partner tie me down to my bed, tape a bag over my head, and snuggle with me
After my wife.
Peacefully, in my sleep.
But if I die at the hands of the state, I want you all to politicise the fuck out of it. None of this "not the right time" nonsense. It will be exactly the right time and you fuckers better make sure my death counts.
I have an appointment for a massive coronary in my late 60s, and I'd hate to miss it.
I don't really care so long as it doesn't hurt.
Only when I want to.
Just a massive heart attack. Just a few seconds of incredible pain then lights out. But I'm probably gonna have a massive stroke (thanks COVID) and be a drooling idiot for another ten years before I die.
Surrounded by the rest of humanity as we watch the last star die.
Cocaine heart attack on the dance floor 🕺🏼
I want my death to be something remarkable that people remember as a really weird event. Nothing violent - just remarkable.
In a submarine deep in an ocean trench or near a big blast, worst case nitrogen gas with an opiate and maybe a little bzd twist
During prayer
At the age of 69 while 69'ing
Live long, die fast
Seeks inflicted gunshot wound.
Either a warriors death, defending my family and my death meaning something, saving someone, or at 120 years old of age, while in bed surrounded by family.
Sober.
With peace of mind that my family will be ok.
By being snapped away by the infinity gauntlet.
Instant death in a car/motorcycle accident in my late 70s early 80s
This is old:
In my sleep, not shouting and screaming like the passengers in my car.
Once that I finish my backlog of games, books, comics, mangas, TV shows, anime, movies, places to drive/visit... I can go on.
Oblivious.
Not on my sleep.
Awake, minimal pain and reasonable mental acuity intact form my age. I want to experience the transition!
Peacefully, with all my mental faculties at the ripe old age of 1,834.
Peacefully surrounded by family and friends. If that's not an option, then I want to get killed by a falling piano.
