Moon is weird again

Astronomer here. Moons only do this when they're EXTREMELY distressed!

love me a weird moon

Did you kill Rom, the Vacuous Spider?

someone call the earth writer

this is the plot of Moonfall (2022)

moon's haunted sus

Skybox broke

That's probably fine

Do you think they’ll touch down this time?

Oh that's not the moon, that's Yonus, The Infinite Architect. Easy mistake to make.

I told you to not touch anything

Check your watch. If it isn't matched to other clocks, the difference is how long it took then to do the anal probe. Make sure to document this so you don't get overcharged on your insurance deductable or copay.