only one wish required
only one wish required
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/10594088
In a heartbeat
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"I wish to switch bodies with my master."
"I wish they could no longer talk."
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Incoming tear jerker. You've been warned.
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!Dog: Yes, I wish that my owner's life would be as short as mine is!<
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I love my cats, but I ain't giving them that power.
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My dog would just wish for food, so she may not have any wishes. She'd just get so fat she couldn't move if it was up to her.
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The Pug:
I wish to return to the form of my wild ancestors, shedding this cruel form built of mankind's contempt.
I wish for the return of the time of tooth and claw.
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You'd think the genie would let the dog have their own three wishes. Usually it's 3 per person.
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The genie never said I couldn’t wish for more people!
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“I wish for a ball.”
“Wish granted.”
“(Fuck) ok buddy, here let me get the next wish for you…”
Me, massaging my temples with my eyes shut tight: Buddy... Buddy... We just went over this... You have a ball on the other side of the room. You just need to bring it over here and I'll toss with you.
.... That is a nice ball tho. Ok I want one too.
I could physically feel the choke when reading that (Fuck)