98 1 ReplyHot damn.
31 0 ReplyWhere I have to signups for that?
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Suddenly the dog's balls are back and the room is filled with bitches and biscuits.
44 0 Replyme: [petting my dog] hey buddy you've got two wishes
dog: I wanna go to the lake!
me: but that's what we do every after- no, wait!
genie: granted!
me at lake 45 mins ahead of schedule: buddy, you got to make this count. think about it fir-
dog: I want my other master here
wife: [appears] huh? wtf, I was just finishing up and going to head to you guys, why are we at the lake early?
41 0 Reply"I wish for death to all cats and that literally the entire universe was bacon." -Dog
"No! Not like that!" -Owner if they weren't now bacon
31 0 ReplyAww... :'(
My lil old lady would probably wish 1) to be young again and then 2) for me to throw the squeaky ball
14 1 ReplyBeef. Cheese.
9 0 Reply"Sausage!... squirrel!"
8 0 ReplyThe genie should grant the guy two more wished for this.
9 2 ReplyPSA: never do this with a cat
3 0 ReplySuddenly the dog's balls are back and the room is filled with bitches and biscuits.
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