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Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation

www.mcsweeneys.net Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation

Our 10th most-read article of 2023. - - -Originally published January 10, 2023. - - -1. Digging for Clams What the hell is Betsy doing in the bath...

Author Tina Caputo…hell, the entire staff of McSweeney's owe me what I spent on dry cleaning and sofa cushion replacement from pissing my pants laughing!

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Ringing the devil's doorbell
Any 1-word slang?
- I've heard "jilling" used. I like it because it mirrors the term "jacking."
  
  In matching pairs there is "shlick" also, which mirrors "fap" as a similarly onomatopoetic term.
- Why? Is your other hand occupied?
  
  That made no sense.
That is one very imaginative list.
Polishing Lord Vader's helmet

Tinkering with the R2 unit

Grooming the wookie
- Too male geek. Yes, female SF-movie-franchise fans exist but are much rarer than your common male SF-movie-franchise fan.

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