I feel like age is irrelevant here
I feel like age is irrelevant here
I feel like age is irrelevant here
I spent 10 years LARPing with kids professionally. Age may be "irrelevant", but kids imaginations are special.
This meme reminds me of two very specific incidents.
I would like to believe this to be real but I've known so many parents that would quite literally sue your company for putting their child in effectively jail overnight
This is going to blow your mind but RPGs don't have to use a 1:1 time scale
Gods, kids do go over the top.
But I'll say that teenagers are worse than the little ones because they get specific. Like, details of the horrors they unleash.
Source: was DM in my teens, and have DMed for all ages since.
My kid? Jfc. Wants to play a dragon. Why? " 'cause then I can burn everything". That was at 5.
He wants to play a dragon, you say? I've been working on something that might be to taste. It's still a bit of a Work in Progress, but I've been refining the balance for a good few months now. It's built for adventures that start at higher levels.
Missing the swirl option: child befriends zombie, then convinces zombie to commit war crimes. That's the child you must fear the most.
Oh, I had a table of mid-twenties absolutely war-criming the shit out of a slave driver one session, and befriending the lich that was supposed to be their act boss like a half-chapter before that fight was supposed to go down two weeks later. Age is absolutely irrelevant.
EDIT: The fix action for the lich was I pretty much made his 'non-combative' personality into Uncle Death from Let It Die, and the party got a fun 'call in a favor' flavored DMPC to deal with a new fight to take the place of what was SUPPOSED to be the party's lich fight.
Well if there's one person who deserves war crimes it's a slave driver. A lich has nothing on that.
How I knew my party had their priorities straight tbh
Can confirm, our party of 20something year olds collectively adopted the Young Black Dragon our DM threw at us because she's like. Yeah she's trying to be mega evil but she's really pathetic and we love that for her. We're trying to convert her to good
*watching the Clone Wars
Past a certain age and you have the potential of a 3rd, horny Bard, solution.