TIL that a bunch of medieval manuscripts featured illustrations of knights fighting giant snails, and no one knows why
The mystery of the medieval fighting snails
The ones with the rabbits are pretty messed up as well!
Ahhh...this explains the rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
The snails also explain an odd event in Runescape while doing the Temple Trekking minigame. Now that I think it, Runescape also has a historically accurate fascination with Brassicas like Cabbages, which would correlate with a historically accurate aversion to snails.
That movie is shockingly historically accurate.
So they fuck the rabbits and fight the snails?
The exact same thing will happen hundreds of years from now with amogus memes and :.|:;
Is there a god damn font character for loss??
Is this loss
Omg, I instantly knew what it meant and assumed the poster said it was loss even though he didn't.
Omg, I instantly knew what it meant and assumed the poster said it was loss even though he didn't. I translate loss references into the word "loss' like it's a fucking hieroglyph. I bet it would be the same with amogus drawings.
Yes, this is loss
I saw this years ago and I still think it was primitive office humor. Snails ate delicious plants and there were probably monks waging a war against them. The incredulity of fighting so hard against an enemy so weak was funny.
This seems like a plausible explanation, but I'd maybe expect to see a few giant slugs and caterpillars - these are at least as damaging to crops as snails.
Im betting they got all done up in their armor and went to fight in muddy battlefields, and when they were not fighting the enemy they were dealing with snails crawling inside the armor and being all slimy and disgusting crawling between the knights legs and the armor.
A few hundred years from now, historians are going to be equally confused by the horse-sized duck images ...
And why there are so many pictures of bananas next to things.
"We hypothesize that the bananas of the 21st century were a different type, one that grew in a wider range of climates. We're not certain why this breed seem to have randomly fallen from the trees so often, but perhaps it helps explain all these other drawings of inattentive humans slipping on random banana peels as well. ... "
There was this thing going around my work where people would caption a nuke explosion with a mention of a certain guy using the microwave again. There was an incident with a break room microwave. Now imagine if that survives and a thousand years passes.
We believe the one called Gary was a deity of all things nuclear to these people.
There going to have to sift through so much porn.
Porn will train the next-gen AIs and, since AI cannot tell the difference, in the future 90% (-99%?) of all language will be based on porn, just as (looking back with 20/20 hindsight) the proportion of the current internet would imply must have been true of today's culture.
"Yes spank me harder daddy" will come to mean "I would like a promotion in my place of employment, so that I can take on exciting new challenges in this fast-paced, team environment":-)
Ofc, "help me stepbro, I am stuck" will still mean the same thing as it always has.
::: spoiler spoiler
the joke here is that the change in meaning has already occurred
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Future generations are going to be so confused... :-P So exactly as we are now, I guess? :-D
Well Dodo's were big ass duck like birds, though not as near as big as a horse. Weird thing, they haven't been extinct that long.
Shoebills are a little closer in size, and they're still around.
Not friends of the gentle racing snails? How sad...
Imagine future civilization digging out some of today's memes...
Well, do you see any giant snails around? No? Then thank those knights
Sounds like an ecological disaster to me, so no thanks to them.
"Lisa... I'm going to buy your knight"
Ye olde memes.
Honestly, it would be amazing if the answer was that large mollusks actually existed and were poorly documented.
Because they probably had a great sense of humour, comedy clubs and memes back then too, but hey let's ignore that for just a moment to imagine how hardcore a knight you would have to be to fight off Cthulhu snails
The mystery of the medieval fighting snails 23rd December 2023, 09:00 EST
This dude got payed to post this Ai article on christmas eve
Did they also take that challenge with the immortal snail?
I think we know the real answer.
Humanity was ruled by giant snails and their hyper intelligent queen, and it was only through the bravery of these fine knights were our shackles cast off and the mollusk menace thrown down.
And, in great effort to hide our collective shame, all knowledge about this was intentionally purged, Save for a few manuscripts who managed to be overlooked or were kept in hiding, so hints of humanities true history would be known.
And now we listen to the snails in our ears.
Hail Mollusca! Slime will prevail!
Oh dear. I read that as ‘fisting’ at first.
I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.
Japan is attacked by sea creatures.
England is besieged by Snailfist and his legion of slime.
"And if you join our ranks today, they never will!"
-Me, while extending my hand out in invitation for YOU READING THIS to join the...
Associated
Society of
Snail
Hunters and
Ancient
Truth
Seekers
...yes, I know. Yes, we're technically the "A.S.S.H.A.T.S."... Yes very funny, okay, have your moment... It's a secret society okay, so it doesn't actually even come up, nobody will know, it's fine.... IT'S FINE.
It's fun to draw. Mine were cowboys fighting snails.
Gardeners... Nuff said
Garden warfare!
I mean, I would guess dragons were a thing because of dinosaur skulls being found a long time ago. There were also giant dinosaur mollusk shells, so maybe this is the equivalent?
Its easy to forget that yeolden times were also capable of satire.
Nuh-uh, according to game of thrones they only scowled at dragons
He links to this great Reynard the fox poem about fighting a snail: https://www.flickr.com/photos/29320962@N07/3050276900
Ever heard of the Voynich manuscript? Imo human expression finds a way, church or not, technology or not.
Go fighting flail snails
Is that writing in the pictures old English? I can't make any of it out.
Looks like Latin to me.
I can only recognize a couple of words, but this (and similar texts) are going to be in Latin.
I hate long articles with lots of theories and the ending is "we don't know".
Monks did most of the writing and artwork.
Monks main diet was brassicas.
They grew their own food.
Do the math, it's wish fulfillment
Brassica, it is ALWAY brassica.
Always
Mate, when a full monastery is blowing the covers off every night to the sound of foghorns i care little for correct plurality
I think you're really on to something here, if you don't work in history or something, you should run this by a historian or scholar and see what they think
Explains the rabbits as well! You come up with this on your own?!
Monty Python makes so much more sense now
This makes so much sense, is there any evidence? I don't want to spread the rumor as a fun fact unless there's something behind it. Very fun idea!
That’s my guess too. Snail plague there heart to be evidence of it somewhere. Also when did escargot become popular?