Tis the Season

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The reason for the season is banging babay.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/dec/20/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find
- Wow! That's a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.
  
  God bless us. Every one.
  
  Twelve rimmers rimming
  
  Eleven pipers piping
  
  Ten pervs a-creeping
  
  Nine ladies stripping
  
  Eight tits a-milking
  
  Seven edgers edging
  
  Six freaks roleplaying
  
  FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS
  
  You can break your penis???
- Bang, bang, bang on the door baby!
You make it sounds so sexy
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- What did Mr Deeds do to you?!
  
  I'll never be the same after being touched by Scuba Steve.
  
  What did Mr Deeds do to you?!
  
  Whatever it was, it was dirt cheap.
Yo, Joji's gonna be in a Christmas Hallmark movie?
- He's a He's a, He's a Pretty Boy living in the Country Side.
It’s axial tilt right?
Just watched Tosh interview one of the actors from Hallmark movies, it was pretty good.
Doc Hollywood to switch it up a bit.
It totally wouldn't be to line execs pockets with a few bullshit stories that people fall for like insects to a trap-

Hallmark

Oh, right, what was I thinking

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