When your kids misbehave

I don't know why I'm subscribed to this community. I never understand any of your posts or comments.

c/lostlemmings 🤣
- And yeah quite lost cuz it turns out the only reason I saw this post was because I was browsing by "everything," I thought I was browsing in my subscriptions. Am so lost.
that's me and the dndmemes community

I never expected to see something written in any language from Balkans here, nice.

A weird crossover between linuxmemes and cremposting

sudo make behave

I'm just going to leave this here, in case anyone needs it... :-D

Sudocrem is such a life saver.

Until the kids get their hands on it and decide use it to "paint" half a room.
- Reminded me that I apparently once painted the TV with nail varnish.
- Or just paint themselves...

i can't tell if this is serbocroatian or slovenian or something else but i'm too afraid to ask

Serbocroatian is long gone, it was a construct made up back in Yugoslavia. It was basically Serbian written in latin (basically... there were some things from Croatian, but very little).
It's Croatian. Serbian and Croatian are similar, but Serbian is written in Cyrillic, while Croatian in Latin.
- A majority of linguists consider Serbocroatian to be one language, there are many distinct dialects (with different countries having different standards). The writing system is irrelevant, the writing system isn't the language (this can be seen in Mongolian, Tibetan, Hindustani, Persian, Kazakh, previously Azerbaijani, and contemporary Chinese languages as well). Also you can write Serbian in Latin script (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanization_of_Serbian)
  They are no less mutually intelligible than what are considered different dialects of other languages. In fact as someone who can read Russian & Polish I can understand a good amount of written Serbocroatian with trouble (it's a lot harder than reading something like Ukrainian due to linguistic distance), it's significantly closer between Serbian & Croatian varieties. Often people on media/politics pretend not to understand the other though due to mutual hatred from nationalism.
  I would like to spend a lot of time on the language one day, I haven't done much besides read some from grammar books on it. I like it a lot.
It's Serbocroatian, Serbian, Croatian or Bosnian.
It's not Czech. I'd say it's Croatian.
- Yep, Croatian.

With great power comes great responsibility!

It's how mini servers are born. Just a little Sudocrem inserted into open port.

Can someone explain the joke?

sudo cream... as in you put the cream on your toddlers when they misbehave, so you get sudo privilges with them (super user do, it's the same as executing commands as root, i.e. you can do anything and everything, it's the highest level of permission). For example, sudo behave. It's often used if regular behave just doesn't cut it 😂.
- The cream you put on toddlers?