Let's see if you were nice. No sufficient data available. Guess you always deactivate cookies. Too bad. No cookies, no presents
48 1 ReplyMr Santa checks if you are
naughty || nice
to see if you are eligible for a present.
Ho ho ho. Everyone is eligible for a present.
41 0 ReplyNo no no. You're checking two booleans there. People who are naughty, nice, or both get a present. People who are neither naughty or nice get nothing.
7 0 ReplyBut what if naughty = !nice
4 0 Reply((nice)? 'present' : 'coal');
2 0 ReplyAsh silently weeps.
2 0 Reply
Won't that always come out as true?
3 0 ReplyThat's correct, hence everyone is eligible.
6 0 Reply
What if you're neutral?
2 0 ReplyMr Santa crashes...
3 0 Reply
Insufficiently defined moral parameters today, Laser Tommy Gun tomorrow
33 0 ReplyAT PRESENT TIME
Heh
27 0 ReplySo that's how he does it all in 1 night!
Santa bot swarm confirmed.
13 0 ReplyYou can’t expect me not to hop on the AI train, my child.
7 0 ReplySanta!
3 0 Reply
I was expecting a connectivity issue. Error: Server timed out.
10 0 Replyat present time
Heh.
9 0 ReplyThey hired chatgpt to drive the santabot
8 0 ReplySee artist's community: !exocomics@lemmy.world
5 0 ReplyI thought I was looking at Domo-kun Santa at first.
4 0 Reply