The egg is the weakest form of chicken
65 0 ReplyMust be fucking crocodile eggs he's eating.
28 0 ReplyI'd put my money on the chicken in a fight between it and any kind of egg, really.
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Chickens are notoriously hardy, thats why we farm them, because we can treat them like shit and they still survive
57 0 ReplyYou can grab a chicken and jump off a cliff and it will safely fly you to the other side. How's that weak?
67 0 ReplyMost of them anyways.
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for that matter how is a chicken weaker than eggs?
Do you think he knows what eggs are???
37 0 Replyat the Joe Rogan Trade School of Wrestling Karate, we learn that eggs are lion testicles.
I maximize my strengthpower every morning with a 3-egg and mind-agility kibble smoothie.
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I will say, master debate skills at work here
33 0 Reply"my source is shut up, nerd"
27 0 Reply"My source is I made it the fuck up."
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you could say i'm a master debater
9 0 ReplyA cunning linguist, in fact.
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How is chicken weaker than sardine
Honestly, the first question that popped into my head. I do love sardines, though.
33 0 ReplyWhat kind of eggs tho?
17 0 Reply'Egg eater' was a pretty serious weakness in Where the Red Fern Grows
16 0 ReplyThe carnies are not okay, folks.
9 0 ReplyChickens (omnivore) are way more aggressive than Cows(Herbivore) or Sardines(Eat only zooplankton).
8 0 ReplyI cut out chicken not because I think they are weak but because I love them and I thought about my parrots while eating chicken on acid
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