Lemming user asks for ways to stop themselves from pooping for 3 days.
Lemming user asks for ways to stop themselves from pooping for 3 days.
Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling an...
They've been very cagey about their reasons, so naturally the comments are split between making the worst/most hilarious assumptions, making jokes, and actual helpful advice.
I'm not sure if the post was in response to something in 196 community or if it got screenshotted there.
Either way was a funny take on the submarine situation, i suppose
I don't think the original OP had the submarine in mind. They said they were going to do a lot of walking.
What am I missing? It's pretty clearly a bit of dark humour about the missing submarine
In responses within the thread, the OP actually sounds like they have a plan they intend to go through.
Regardless of whether this is genuine or not, the responses are hilarious (and interesting).
Exactly. I just checked back and the OP has updated it with a heap of detail.
Not sure how to link in the fediverse but this is the link for me: original asklemmy thread
I love dark humor and I have to - regretfully!! - confess that I do not get it. What?? How is someone wanting to not poop for days related to the submarine? Is it just that they didn't have a bathroom on board because they didn't anticipate being gone that long?
I am genuinely so sorry to ask! I know explaining kills the joke, and I don't mind if you don't answer because you don't want to kill it, I'm okay with not getting it.
At this rate online tabloid writers are going to start frequenting kbin and Lemmy for content soon, like they do with Reddit lol