Classic Lemmy Moment: Lemming user asks for ways to stop themselves from pooping for 3 days.

lemmy.world I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world

Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling an...

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/455290

They've been very cagey about their reasons, so naturally the comments are split between making the worst/most hilarious assumptions, making jokes, and actual helpful advice.

The Andromedus Galacticus Collection @lemm.ee AndromedusGalacticus @lemm.ee 1 yr. ago

I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? - [Legendary Lemmy Poop Story]

lemmy.world /post/440073

FediLore + Fedidrama @lemmy.ca dystop @lemmy.world 1 yr. ago

Lemming user asks for ways to stop themselves from pooping for 3 days.

lemmy.world /post/440073

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