should i??
should i??
should i??
They're called coins.
Yea, coin you fit this dick in yo mouf
JFC,I thought I had porn brain rot at one point, but this person is consumed by horny.
The dancer or the tweeter?
Are we tweeter, or are we dancer?
Maybe
Could just be car keys.
Ya'll. He has a chastity cage because of how he fucken plays DDR. Good fucken lord, look at that shit.
90% of the time when I've seen someone going ape shit in DDR they're standing exactly like this
It says on the arcade machine not to hold onto that rail. Page 9, sticker 7. https://www.manualslib.com/manual/1756526/Konami-Dance-Dance-Revolution.html?page=9#manual. Most people who did this received injuries, not high scores.
Edit: This is the manual, the company made. The engineers wrote the specifications. It says right there not to grab it. It doesn't matter what people use it for. It was factually not designed to grab during play. This is a first hand example of facts not meaning shit to the human species.
What's wrong with his technique? Many people use the bar for balance while playing.
Gamer culture in the 2020s is wild
I wish i was me 10 seconds ago
this is fucking weird
UwU
In fact they are not even playing at their maximum power
Wtf why would it make that much noise
If it's plastic or metal, as opposed to silicon, the lock can bang into it and make extra noise.
All three have their perks but either minimal lock and metal or silicon are generally the more "discreet" varieties.
Also true for women's chastity devices, in terms of where the securing place is and what kind of locking mechanism you use.
my brother in christ, it is a joke and this is a shitposting community
Going off the Twitter profile picture and nothing else, I'm guessing this is a self post. Because what a wild ass thing to suggest. Normal humans assume keys or coins.
"Make fun of me and my chastity cage please!"
I found the poster on the birdsite, and from what I've seen of their pictures. No way is the subject them. The poster has way too long of hair for none of it to be visible in the photo.
Though having looked at their twitter, I am not surprised they said that about a stranger.
Bro, wait until you hear about the cool new hair prosthetic they just invented. I think they're calling it a weg or wig, I dunno something like that. And then there's all the hats and headbands that can be used to put hair up into fancy hairstyles that don't just dangle all the way down like Rapunzel. Really good for vigorous physical activities like running or jumping or even dancing.