Memes @lemmy.ml Custoslibera @lemmy.world 11 mo. ago

Now let's not go making this a habit...

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I’d really be sad if Donald Trump died tomorrow.
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- I would be sad if he died tomorrow. He needs to face the consequences of his actions, be tried, convicted, and sentenced to show once and for all the "elite" also must play by the rules... then the fucker can die.
  
  Look at who he idolizes. If he ever truly believes he’ll have to face consequences, he’ll run away and then off himself before he’s caught.
- I think you have to type it in blood or something
  
  Nah it seems to work through low effort memes, a highly efficient assassination tool.
  
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- lol. Unfortunately, it would be Jimmy Carter or something. This is not the worst timeline but it’s definitely one of the more cursed ones.
  
  It would be OK to be Carter though since the dude's almost 100 and has done enough good in his life to deserve a final rest. Man's absolutely based.
  
  Well fuck you, NOW it will be. You overrid their spell on Trump and redirected it to Jimmy by mentioning him.
- Nononono, you're doing it all wrong. The dude in regards to kissinger wrote something like, "when will that bastard finally die?"
- Trying reverse psychology on death itself? Bold
- Please no. Could you imagine the never ending flood of conspiracy theory bullshjt from the MAGA morons when Trump dies?
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Just maybe?
- You just summoned like 10 of him.
- He's too rich, no one on earth deserves that much money...
- Wasn't there like a rule that if you write someone's name 10 times, they become immune to the death note ?
Putin

George W. Bush

Xi Jin Ping

Netanyahu

Edit:

Kim Jong Un + Kim Yo Jong (added by popular demand)
- Look, I don't like GWB, but lets be honest that Kin Jong un deserves a place is this list more than him
  
  Kim never invaded and occupied another country for years so GWB definitely deserves a spot on here.
This is a death note, huh?

Sure would be a shame is Charles Koch joined his brother...
- Really glad nobody mentioned Rupert Murdoch either
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Be careful. The universe will maintain balance.
For Donald Trump to die would take someone monumentally good to also die. My fear is we'll lose Dolly Parton.
- Do not speak this evil into the world.
When did it happen? Have I missed it?
- Kissinger died a few days ago
  
  But did a lemming predict it?
  
  I know, I missed the predictions that's what I meant
i thought theyd keep him alive forever as a scapegoat for warcrimes.
- 100 years was good enough for forever for humans I believe. If people could find only 19 more of such piece of shits, we could have bridged the scapegoat connection all the way back to Jesus.
The man was a hundred years old. It was a meme that people were shocked he was still alive.
Wait, what? did someone predict the Henry Kissinger thing?
- https://lemmy.world/post/8869298
  
  Aah I see. So who won? I wanna see the list of winners
The butterfly doesn't talk.

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