2y ago

Romance ain't dead

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Calm down, Mark Rober.
- Hey, what's up, everyone? Mark Rober here. I'm beyond excited to share something I've been secretly crafting for the past month. Brace yourselves for the grand reveal of a life-sized maze that I've built for my girlfriend. It's not just any maze; it's an epic journey with twists, turns, and challenges at every corner. Now, here's the kicker – if she successfully navigates this labyrinth, she's in for a unique reward: seeds. Yes, seeds. Intrigued? Stick around as we embark on this maze adventure together, and let's see if love blossoms in the heart of this green labyrinth. Get ready for the maze of a lifetime!
  
  Damn, that's exactly like him, wild
  
  I did it. I read it in his voice. And now I want to join the Crunch lab club or whatever.
Oh for god's sake. I said:
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WISH I COULD BUILD A GIANT MAZE IN A PARKING GARAGE OR PERHAPS AN ABANDONED FACTORY AND PUT YOU IN IT AND WATCH YOU SOLVE VARIOUS PUZZLES IN ORDER TO RECEIVE PEANUTS AND SEEDS!
- WHAT?
  
  Oh never mind, have this box of chocolates.
- said GladOS calmly...
  
  Man I’m glad that that’s true. Could you imagine if it was a lie? Anyways have some cake.
Did glados write this
- Seeing as Glados tried to murder Chell, I can't see that as love.
  
  GLaDOS doesn't love or hate. She just wants you gone.
  https://youtu.be/dVVZaZ8yO6o?si=f23kIPmrrR2be8_T
Is this one of those dates that ends with a remote controlled puppet on a tricycle wanting to play a game?
- What show/movie did I miss?
  
  Most people SAW that one
Just don't spend too long with the companion nissan cube or I might get jealous...
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  I think this one is more in proportion
Relevant: https://youtu.be/cNZx9Ic6DM0?si=rUewRWxHo7AqniXw
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"OK, so do you still want to buy the breadmaker?"
I'm intrigued.
A haunted House meets a corn maze. I love it!