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he littorally died
27 1 ReplyAre you shore?
22 1 ReplyBest pun I've heard in months at least. I love this
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You young whippersnappers ppl don't remember the 90s. Back then you instantly died when touching water.
20 0 ReplyCan confirm, I died like twice in the 90s. In the 00s it was only a concussion, in the 10s it was a headache, and nowadays? Well apparently you can even drink it.
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This kills the hominin.
14 0 ReplyDihydrogen monoxide is not to be messed with. Even a tiny amount can prove fatal.
12 0 ReplySounds pretty much like how my life will turn out.
8 0 ReplyLucky bastard.
I could never afford to die waterfront.
7 0 ReplyI've got a trust fund. My father invested heavily in knapped flint hand axes and scrapers.
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It do be like that
4 0 ReplyThe mud was foreshadowing
3 0 ReplyIt was aliens!
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