If everyone would be Karl Marx the world would be so much more comfy

There's not enough alcohol production on Earth for a whole world of Karl Marx.

Well there wont be enough Friedrich Engels to get money for alcohol productions.
The Great Malthusian Alcohol Debates of 2023

Transmascs love this simple trick

"i didn't hate capitalism until i put on the mask"

I mean they aren’t completely lying, I think like more than 70% of us would be all for more Karl Kosplay lmao

Damn what a hottie

Karl Maxk

I continue to not be able to tell if they're doing a bit

Who let slip our grand plan of dousing masks with Marxist conversion chemicals!? Foiled again!

We would have gotten away for it if it weren't for you pesky reactionaries.

I kind of wish this is what the actual image she had tweeted was, even though it would have come off differently coming from her

You can save up to 30% on heating costs in the winter by being Karl Marx.

and everything would be so much more unreadable 😄

The original texts of Karl Marx are about as legible as Cyrillic Cursive 🤣
- I was reading the curriculum of the basic principles of Marxism-Leninism and every time they quoted Marx the page took 10x as long to finish.
  I mean look at this shit
  It's all English but you feel like you're having a stroke while reading it.