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Lydia_K @startrek.website

1y ago

A happy computer is a productive computer.

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- It's been a long road
  
  Trying to forget this song
- So... where did Porthos go to poop?
  
  That's Uncle Trip's problem to solve.

The computer is a woman and I learned this from the internet:
So this isn't as insane as it looks.
- Of course the computer is a woman. A woman who sounds surprisingly like Lwaxana Troi.
  
  Turns out the computer was in our heads this entire team thanks to the power of telepathy 🌈
- Those other entries are all insane.
  Like OK I can understand stealing a loose hair, kinda creepy but w/e, but her shoe? Is this some kind of gaslight where she thinks nobody would steal only one shoe, so it must be around somewhere, then a week later you can be like "Hey, I found this shoe, it looks alot like your old shoes? btw, why do you keep rubarb in your shoes?" and "What/who are you getting 9 units of fresh blood from?"
  
  I don't think it's meant to be serious. It's probably a collection of old "wives' takes" or something like that.
  
  Drops of blood, not units

Miles disagrees.
O'Brien: "Just listen to this sir. Computer, run a level 1 diagnostic on the plasma injectors."
Computer: "The warp plasma injectors are operating at optimal efficiency."
O'Brien: "You hear that?"
Sisko: "Hear, what, Chief?"
O'Brien: "The computer's attitude changed. It's not fighting me anymore. In fact, it seems down right pleasant."
Sisko: "And that's a problem?"
O'Brien: "YES!"

Giving me a piece of cheese makes me work better...
- I'm lactose intolerant so the cheese makes me work better ..... but no one wants to work with me
  :(
  
  :(
- Works really well for me too.

It's an N64 ram expansion pack
- C64 cartridge
  
  Vic20 cartridge

The real treasure was the friends Peanut Hamper made along the way...

That’s how you avoid getting output like ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.
- Gotta feed the mouse! And the anthill inside.

You know the problem with voice assistants today? They don't say, "WORKING!" CLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACK after you ask them something.
- I wish they did

Confirmed servitor.
- … did they ever actually show the "CPU" of the ship's computer? Maybe it was a bit squishier than we've assumed

Cheddar makes it bettar
- Nah fam Wensleydale

The Enterprise's computer is Hex, confirmed:
++?????++ Out of cheese error. Redo From Start
- Came here for the Discworld reference, was not disappointed.

+++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++

I mean, it'd work for me...

for those in the know, what actually was that? not the prop, in the show I mean

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