I’ve tried nothing and I’m out of ideas.
56 0 ReplyDon’t forget making a dating profile where I took six pictures in different corners of my house wearing the same outfit.
41 0 ReplyBetter than a car selfie featuring a hat and sunglasses.
12 0 ReplyNot too shabby, you have 6 corners in your room
10 0 ReplyFuck, this hit a little too close to home.
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My old coworker and I would bullshit and be like Oh hi Mark at awkward times, to try and make the other one laugh.
Then once a guy we didn't really know was there. And we were doing it, but didn't realized his name was actually Mark.
Oh man that was peak LoL work shenanigans
23 0 ReplyAnyway, how's your sex life?
9 0 Replywhat a great story Mark
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Half of married people die alone, so being single is kinda like being post-married anyways…
8 0 ReplyIt's fine, I got all you guys. Hi friends.
6 0 Reply5 0 ReplyBut I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!
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oh pls
i figure the eventuality of most people not dying alone will induce some sort of serendipity
6 1 ReplyYou will realistically spend very little time dying, so don't worry about it too much.
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It’s a lot just posting this.
4 0 Reply:(
2 0 ReplyGod damn is hard
2 0 Reply/c/2meirl
1 0 ReplyToo relatable
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