Anon does the shopping
Anon does the shopping
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Make a terrible person leave you alone in this one easy step
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She didn't communicate her needs well enough.
Honestly, the Bee plates showing up is more her fault than his.
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Lack of communication is one thing, losing your shit like this because of it is another. ...but that's two things now, so...
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Didn't communicate her needs? What more communication do you need beyond "get fancy dinner plates"? How do you fuck that up? If you're unsure, communicate your need for further information, or google fancy dinner plates.
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No way
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Dang, sounds like those plates are perfectly age appropriate for your gf
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If you are somewhat tight for cash or shopping for another person some conflict stemming from this is completely reasonable.
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Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say "Buy some plates" without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering
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I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in
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Dinosaur... nuts? Never heard of 'em
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Come over to my place sometime.
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I'm dyin' to soar these nuts across your face
(I think that works, right? Barely?)
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those are to give the kid different types of food in correct quantities
source : am dad, even have the cutlery that fits this set.
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Dino Nuggies are for kids, adults eat tendies.
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Pretty sure thats just a matching bowl next to it.
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Fake: anon has gf
Gay: anon buys colourful kitchenware and posts about it online in order to start a discussion
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They're adorable, though. That part is true.
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Break up with gf and marry the plates
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Woah, weâre not on r/relationshipadvice here!
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Clearly. If we were he'd be advised to hit facebook, delete the lawyer, and hire a gym too
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Its true that statement is on par for that type of sub.
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I'd be fucking delighted if my wife brought home these plates.
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Are you kidding me?! There isn't a single person I know who wouldn't at least appreciate those plates enough to chuckle! Those are awesome plates, I'd use those plates even for formal events, the only people who'd be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!
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and teenagers insisting they're no longer kids. (same fight as "kids table" stuff. To be honest, when I became an adult, the kids table was always more fun anyhow. Dinosaurs are way more interesting topics of conversation than adult-stuff.)
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100% same. I'm the built-in babysitter for family events. Why would I want to hear my aunt ask for the 500th time why I'm not married, when my nephews and nieces are playing out a story where Bluey and Sonic the Hedgehog team up to fight crime? Screw boring grown-up talk, I want the imaginative adventure.
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Drag recently had a family gathering and spent a lot of time debating biblical theology with drag's adult relatives. Drag's baby cousin assured us that we're all extremely boring.
All drag can say in response to that is that the Torah says Elohim can take away a promise if it's used as an excuse to sin, so Israel has no right to exist.
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the only people whoâd be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!
Wow that's really judgemental, maybe accept that other people don't share your taste?
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Hmmm... no:-?
(in all seriousness, it was a hyperbole, we're in the greentext community:)) )
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Meh. Plastic plates suck for other reasons... More and more plastic waste sucks
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I sorta' agree with you in that wasted plastic is bad, yes. However, I simply have to disagree with plastic plates in general being a bad thing.
I've owned a full set of composite plates for, I'm not kidding or exaggerating, 20 years now. Mum bought them while I was mid-way through high-school and they proved to be so much better than the old porcelain, that she steadily replaced our tableware with composite. And I liked them so much, that I stole that set from mum once I finished Uni!
And it wasn't just those plates, everything lasted! The only things ruined were the plates granddad used with the microwave oven, he managed to overcook and crack them apart (he was a moron, though).
Granted, microplastic ingestion risks do, indeed, exist with these (eg. if one likes using the knife to its fullest potential), although a bit of temperance goes a long way. That 20-year-old set I have barely has any scratches on it, and that's with dropping them pretty regularly while doing the dishes.
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Eh, plastic plates:
- don't shatter when you drop them
- don't chip
- don't screech when cutting things with a knife
Plastic isn't the enemy, single use plastics are.
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People on the internet 100% believe these stories and will fight you over it.
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They're so cute.
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Can confirm, these are awesome plates. They were my daughterâs favorites.
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Could've been interpreted as he wants kids but anyway.
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Idk what his gf is on about. These slap and anon is clearly a distinguished gentleman.
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Stealing that
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My partner would never do this, because she knows I would buy goatse plates.
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Wouldn't the food fall through the hole in the center?
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Lol
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Fake (anon has gf) and gay (said fake gf hates the plates)
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1: 2015
2: is this a repost from Reddit?
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Amazon has a pretty expansive return policy, just send them back (assuming this is real, which it is not).
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I dont think they will accept his gf as a return though
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Why would he return the Bee plates? They are perfect for his special needs.
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She's just pissed about the microplastics.
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anon should get sucked off for getting those awesome fucking plates
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Did your girlfriend come to her senses, and realize how great those plates are?
Obv its because he chose the plates and not the girlfriend
Can it bee?
Dear god it them
The myth, the legend, the plate