What was his crime? Wrong answers only.
What was his crime? Wrong answers only.
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His getaway vehicle...
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Eating a succulent chinese meal
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This, is, democracy, MANIFEST!
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For being the mayor of a town where everyone sings
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He stole all the saltwater taffy in Atlantic City!
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Dastardly!
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Trying to kill Dr. Venture
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Defacing Currency
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Scribbling furiously. Moustache. Monocle. Barbe. Cicatrice de duel....
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I used Google Translate: "Mustache. Monocle. Beard. Dueling scar. ..."
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Robbed his own bank while brandishing a pepperbox pistol causing several faintings among the witnessing public
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pepperbox pistol
A few months ago I googled that and then watched a few Youtube vids. I'm not a gun guy so at first I didn't understand stuff. The pistol appeared in the tv series Hell on Wheels.
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I've always wanted to shoot one. With a vice and some string. Cuz I ain't holding one of those unwieldy fuckers.
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I thought this was a shitty wax statue of Benjamin Franklin.
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I thought Penn and Teller had fused together
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Counterfeit $100 notes then?
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Willard Wonkler ran a large unpaid labor force and injured a bunch of children on a tour of his Butter Factory.
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Stealing forehead polish
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Just for lookin like that
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We all know what Kevin Spacey did.
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He's a ringmaster for a circus and several of his acrobats have been eaten by tigers.
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Evrart is helping me find my gun
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He cheated on Bargain Hunt
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I'm an expert in chairs, so sit your fat arse down in this vintage rocking chair.
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Not enough beanis
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Drank riboflavin like cool aid.
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free this tiger! what they do in their own bedrooms is no business of the state
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He was banished to the shadow realm for arguing with the menswear guy while his suit seams were puckering
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I wish it was on YouTube, cuz I don't link to fucking Insta here, but comedian Eric Fretty had a skit where he pretended to be one of those "Pedo Catcher" influencers who went to the park to confront a dude, and the guy was some weirdo in a top hat with a cane who when confronted was like "Oh I am here to meet a 12 year old boy with the intent to have intercourse with him, have you seen this 12 year old boy?!?!?! I want to boink him!"
So I imagine something like that.
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OSHA shut down his Choolate Factory