robotElder2 [he/him, it/its] @ robotElder2 @hexbear.net

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Stealing forehead polish

When all the german immigrants showed up they knew how to make two things, bad chocolate and good pretzels. Which was all they needed.

"Of course drugs are bad for society, just look at the counter example of the mormons" statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.

Even through a picture I just wanna reach down and clean that little eye boogie for him.

At least until you can get yourself alone and hide it somewhere

Everyone involved in publishing this should be worked to death in a labor camp.

"Why are you screaming? I've got the hard part!"

Also, has this dumbass ever spoken to an American who wasn't already in his cult? If your smash their TVs they're not gonna calmly hear you out while you jabber about God, they're gonna call you a slur then fight you.

Eh... Hypnotoad really went downhill after season 4

Why on ranches? The ticks affect people not cows. Surely it would be more effective to put them where the meat is consumed rather than produced

Isn't the FBI supposed to be the domestic gestapo? I thought this kind sovereignty violation was the CIAs bag

Most people can't do that? I do that all the time, when it stops working is how I know I've got a cold

They make the cock go faster

When did the term switch from color palette to colorway?

Such are the wages of class treason.

Every pig should be compelled by law to keep its full name, badge number, social security number, and home address tattooed on its face. For any of these to be inaccurate or obscured to any degree at any time, even while piggy is off duty, should be a strict liability federal offense with a mandatory minimum of death.

That motherfucker fucked our mom! Also maybe saved her life from our bullshit, but more importantly fucked our mom! And ate our pancakes! The bastard.

Every day I wish the Romans had done one good thing with their empire and stamped this evil cult out when they had the chance.

Why did you name the poor kid death?

Yeah! Us communists would never presume that aliens would necessarily agree with us!