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What's with the chud hypocrisy gotchas?
  • The first ones not really a hypocrisy dig. It's not that they think if we went to Gaza we would decide that they were right and Arabs are subhuman actually. They just think anyone opposed to genocide should be killed. This is a way of saying that that makes them feel clever and isn't legally an actionable threat.

  • Tips for a new player?
  • You want to make as many artisan goods as you can, that's where the late game money comes from. Try to unlock the greenhouse as early as possible and then plant fruit trees around the rim of the farmable soil inside.

  • Why does China make so many "Marxist-Leninists" go crazy?
  • As the foremost socialist country China is where shit actually happens. This makes arguments around China more emotionally intense because it feels like there's actually something in contention, as opposed to arguments about what western socialism should be like which are basically worldbuilding. Intensely arguing for a long time eventually leads some people to take strange positions and hold them passionately. Especially on so heavily propagandized a subject.

  • The Newtown Pippin Apple
  • Holy shit this is great

    The Autumn Glory " Well, science has finally created an apple that tastes like the spit in your mouth right before you vomit. This fever dream of a deranged Washingtonian scientist is shielded by a clever name and shifty marketing team who carelessly toss around manufactured flavor notes such as “caramel”, “warm cider”, and “subtle cinnamon.” But, make no mistake, this pee-stained lump-fruit tastes less like cider and cinnamon and more like a urine-soaked gas station bathroom floor that someone accidentally spilled cinnamon on. Which makes this apple less Autumn Glory more Autumn Glory Hole.

    That being said, this nasty piss floor of an apple does have the benefit of tasting unique. And while it certainly won’t be for everyone, there are an adventurous few who may actually enjoy a walk on the wild side. "

  • Bit idea: convince chuds that it's gay for men to wear sunscreen.

    "What you wanna smear some white cream all over you to keep your skin nice?"

    Then later we tell them that oncologists are woke

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