RFK Jr. Announces Plans to Live Forever After Stuffing His Holes with Silica Gel Packets
RFK Jr. Announces Plans to Live Forever After Stuffing His Holes with Silica Gel Packets

RFK Jr. Announces Plans to Live Forever After Stuffing His Holes with Silica Gel Packets

Looking forward to seeing this exact headline on NotTheOnion in a few months.
Glad I wasn't the only one.