No!

Is that a Boarder Collie?

He's looking a bit rough

Just a bit stiff

Moisturise him!

bonk

When your cartoon dog tries chasing the cartoon cat through a small opening and just pancakes against the wall so you need to blow air into him to pop him back into shape.

Sigh another alchemy experiment gone wrong

Only if you're board

Does he bark?

It looks a bit stiff

Looks like he'd like a stick

Looks solid.

If I were you, I wood.

Blockadoodle?

It's oakay, but it looks a little grainy.

He's really a good dog, he just gets knotty around vets

We have a few dogs. One is a yellow lab. He is absolutely the empty skull of the bunch.

This derpy wood knot dog face reminds me of him so much. If I had this piece of wood I'd learn some new skills and buy some new tools just to perfectly preserve it!