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If you pull them down at an angle you can sometimes get a really good launch at someone :)

So we are universally tried to sit on these?

Legend has it someone pushed it perfectly vertical down to the bottom in the deepest part of the pool and it cut a kid clean in half...

sqeak

It took me the entire amount of time I spent looking at this before replying to realize this device is a kickboard to learn swimming..

I’m way too old for this meme.

I struggled with those kickboards and only really learned to swim pretending to be a mermaid.

I can feel this post

Best fucking nosebleed of my entire childhood!

I didnt resurface, unlike the buoyancy in the paddle board.

Just like the damn board