Penis sloth: specialised tendons that lock into place give them the power to hang on for long periods of time without wasting any energy, even while sleeping.
Gluttony: I desire all the penises and will waste them garishly on myself in excess in all sorts of ways. Greed: I must own and control all the penises. Lust: I desire penises above all else and want them to fuck me specifically.
Lust ✅
Gluttony ✅
Wrath ✅
Pride ✅
Sloth ✅
Greed ✅
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There must be interesting opinions about what would be equivalent exchange.
That's just metalhead bros.
i'm gonna need you to define what it is to be penis sloth
Erectile disfunction?
A pissing in bottles because you're too lazy to leave your chair.
Penis sloth: specialised tendons that lock into place give them the power to hang on for long periods of time without wasting any energy, even while sleeping.
Wrath: that's just pp bdsm.
Or certain transphobic acts of violence.
In this case what makes lust, gluttony and greed different?
Gluttony: I desire all the penises and will waste them garishly on myself in excess in all sorts of ways.
Greed: I must own and control all the penises.
Lust: I desire penises above all else and want them to fuck me specifically.
Tbh you can reframe all of them as just different flavors of greed
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