Always wanted to start a cult
Always wanted to start a cult
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Last sentence is a red flag
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Can we negotiate? How does 70% sound?
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The Old Ones will brook no compromise with these infantile new-age deities.
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“God” refers to the Satanic Demon summoned by a blood ritual including animal sacrifice. The family worships him.
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Niko, cousin! Let's go bowling!
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Dibs on grandma
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I already dibbed on grandma all night long
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Can I be that guy from down the street that seems cool but no one talks to him or knows his name?
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What if we kiss in the shallow end of the gene pool 😰👉👈
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I call dibs on being "Cousin Johnny" I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.
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Can I be house cat. meow mreow meow mrrrp
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I mean, if you believe in the Bible, everyone on the planet is related. 🤷🏻♂️
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Believe it biach, were all cousins, on our mamas side
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But cult so kissing cousins? Right?
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That was the case pre cult too
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Can I be the cousin that is never present, unless there's an emergency?
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dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)
But WE are worshipping Satan.
Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.
And post links to my deviantart page on facebook events for winter solstice.
It's more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though