17h ago

I'd never do this obviously

32 comments

I just chill when I drive. If there's a speed minimum, I obey it, but otherwise I'm just out there to relax and have a good time. I don't even look at people's faces when they pass. I'm not doing anything wrong. If they're mad, they need to get over it. (My bf hates driving with me.)
Bro, this is the legit face I see going 85 on 430 getting passed by octogenarians! Shit is wild in the middle of nowhere!
- Til little Rock is the middle of nowhere..
  
  Conway, but yeah. I came from Miami, so it seems very small in comparison.
As I get older, I realized I'm just not in that much of a hurry anymore. And I really, really don't want to hit a kid, so I'll drive slow thru towns.
Freeway though, that's 80 mph.
- Yeah but are you in the fast lane
- Boo this slow town driver
This is actually my grandma. She would would always give middle finger too. Her road rage is crazy. But so is her rage so its on brand.
I keep telling my partner that she should keep about a dozen hammers in her car so that I can chuck them at other drivers through the window. She has yet to take me up on the idea.
"Slow down, this ain't the mainland!"
Thanks for sharing this- I was too busy watching the road, and didn't notice.
Then I feel bad when the driver is an older person with a kind demeanor
If you get this upset from someone driving below the speed limit, then you should not be driving.
- Thank god you'll get fined for driving below the speed limit where I live.
- Incorrect!
- But what if they are on the fast lane below the speed limit?
  
  People should keep right except to pass, typically.
  Over short distances, the difference between going 40 and 30 or even 20 are miniscule. I've still had people lose their shit when I wouldn't blaze through a school zone. Just chill out bro, the fast food will be there all day.
  But I live somewhere I don't need to drive anymore, and I'm happy with it.
Yeah, that's me on Prius, driving deliberately not above speed limit to laugh at your funny face when you pass and then not shine my high lights at you feeling moral superiority.
- Do what you want, just don't do it in the passing lane.
  
  Where I live now, having more that one lane is a luxury few places could afford. I still slow down and move towards shoulder if I see The Secret Hints (those funny blinky yellow lights that do not seem to work in many, many cars).
- That's my man! Haste demeans is what I say
- wow based and petty-asshole-pilled
  
  That's a way to say I've got PhD without saying I've got PhD.
- Do you actually know the true speed you are driving at?
  
  yes, it's about 5km/h lower than what panel says, I use GPS to fuel my ego! This bike is not made for speed.
  I can drive fast and pull 4wd cars from snow with this car (I pulled dudes on RAMs from Grand Canyon snowy roads with 2010 Corolla), I just don't want to.

32 comments