Screaming, crying, throwing up

So cute SO CUTE

ooooh shiny

It's the rooster when you wake up.

ELO is a term used in ranked competitive video games. Part of this author's sense of humor is that tinder is a ranked game

edit: see correction below

Got a random sunflower from "mixed flower seeds" in year 1 and gave it to Haley. She had a meltdown in front of everyone and now I'm reconsidering dating Harvey.

Thank you -- this is exactly what's happening.

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What do you mean?

AI is better at recognizing patterns than we are. The brain may be unfathomable to us, but technology already exists which could recognize the signals in your brain that represent memories and reproduce or alter them.

Neuralink and similar devices are being used right now, today, to record the thoughts of animals. The first neuralink patient is alive and well, meaning it's already being used on humans.

Do you really think this technology won't exist in our lifetime?

Lol that's funny! No one would actually do that to another person! We are completely safe because this degree of selfishness does not exist, that's why I can laugh at it!

You seem so much more compassionate and empathetic than a liberal.

"nice shoes. are they made of plastic?"

Eat shit Haley

Waking up hung over the next morning: "How... did I do that"

This isn't jealousy, it's "the system is broken, here's an example of what I mean"