Liquid Ass is a real product, and one I'm surprised I didn't get fired for using. Smells like poo.\ 10/10 would recommend.
Someone did it at my high school. (Or whatever the australian version of it was called) that hallway was unusable for whole day.
Me:
• Liquid bass 🎸❌
• Liquid glass 🥛✅
Better than liquid ass
Liquid 🅱️ass