People Twitter @sh.itjust.works pelespirit @sh.itjust.works 2mo ago Don't judge my pigs in a golden blanket
I used to be like that, completely content with the most basic of food just to satisfy hunger and move on. Now I'm fancy and put them in a tortilla.
Well yeah, you're wasting probably about 1/4 of each slice on the plate. Break those corners off and layer them back on top, you heathen.
lolI eat real cheese if I want to eat something that's not garbage food. But sometimes you just wanna eat some garbage food, know what I'm saying?
I used to be like that, completely content with the most basic of food just to satisfy hunger and move on.
Now I'm fancy and put them in a tortilla.
Somebody’s coming up in the world!
Next thing you know, he'll be putting pickled chives on top of the tortilla!
Ooo lah dee dah, Mr Fancy pants over here. Where I'm from it's called flatbread.