Threads makes your server smoke
Always need a smoke after fucking over the federated
Zuck takes a smoke break, color, 2023
That last one hits different.
Don’t worry about it, Threads already gave me cancer
This is way too good
Looks like you won this round. Have a cookie. Would you like to choose a picture for the next round?
Mark C-3PO, before the newest upgrade into Mark Z-Uckerberg
I thought I got in early enough but I'm c4po on Threads.
How Meta sees you after scraping your texts and seeing that you enjoy talking about Star Wars, smoking and outdoor activities.
Meta dev pictured programming bot to blow smoke up your ass
Fucking hell... have you SEEN the "permission requirements" for that app...
Please, let me light that for you Mr Zuckerberg. I hear the humans really like your new app. They can’t stop flapping their parts about it. Well done sir.
zuckerberg collecting personal information about my spambots
The birth of the C42O droid
Meta preparing their bots to take over the fediverse.
The Singularity App has 98 million new users and a C&D, Lord Zuck
