The Unbearable Weight of being a Wizard
The Unbearable Weight of being a Wizard
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I feel like wizards are much better with their hands, what with all those somatic components. Sure, a barbarian can thrust hard and pick you up, but a wizard can do some unreal things with his hands and tongue.
Also mage hand definitely get used for weird sex stuff.
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he puts on his robe and wizard hat...
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Disregard wenches, ponder orbs.
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Why not both?
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Yall ever try physical enhancement?
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Unfortunately the most effective potions for that are all banned by the wizarding council.
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I didn't know wizard gangsta rap was a thing but now I want more
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Cast a spell of gym membership on thyself
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Someone needs to go back to the Arcane University and retake Enchantment 101:
Or pay more attention in potions class and brew up some sort of love elixir...
Lust potion. We aren't looking for lifetime attachments like some kind of warlock.