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fossilesque @mander.xyz

1w ago

Your majesty

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I like hanging out with the mushroom king.
He's a fungi.
- That mushroom at the bar buying drinks for everyone; he's a fungi to be with.
  
  Been hanging out with a girl, I guess you could say I've got a fun gal infection

As far as I know there are a lot of fungi that have hundreds or even thousands of mating types, i.e. "sexes". Fungi are weird.
- I've heard that their orgies are as complex as they are awesome
  
  Pictured below: one kinky little fucker
  
  'twas told to me that in many ways they refuse to cooperate with our system of taxonomy at large, too freaky to ever be properly pinned down
  
  As well as, highly ironically, sometimes unnecessary (if you know you know:-P)

A kingdom always seeking expansion. Stop expanding into my stale bread dammit!
- The stale bread is fine for expansion. It's the expansion into edible bread that annoys me.
  
  But stale bread for French toast??

I don't know if fungi would be okay with the fact that we antropomorphize their reproductive organs.
- I anthropomorphize my reproductive organs too, why should shrooms get a pass?
- We simply respond with the fact that we anthropomorphize our own as well.
  (Isn't that right, big fella?)
  
  "What did you see? tell me! Don't just stand there!"

I'd be more supportive of fungi independence if they aimed for a democratic republic. Just saying.
- And let those filthy aspergillus or god-forbid hypomyces have a say in how we run things? I think not, long-live King Muscaria of Amanitaceae!
  
  hypomyces
  So these are parasitic mushrooms, okay. Are there any mushrooms that live as parasites on hypomyces? So basically a mushroom human centipede?

Nooooo! It’s fungi propaganda!!!

But it was enough, for the koopa's were mounting strength....

"Hey everybody! This guy says that Pluto is a mutha fuckin' planet!"

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