Total looser
Total looser
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Caesar cried at a statue of Alexander the Great when he was 30ish because Alexander accomplished so much more than Caesar much earlier in life. Caesar ended up being a late bloomer and completely changed the world in his 40s. Lesson: never give up your genocidal ambitions I guess
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Can we add to Luke that he never picked up the power converters? Also Future Father is not exactly an achievement when you literally don't know that they exist until they are adults - and they try to kill you.
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on the Jedi Council
Yes, but? Finish the sentence please?
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How can one be on the council but not called "Master?!" It's unfair!
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There is precedent for it. Baiter the Jedi was on the council but never got the title of master, for reasons unknown.
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Shove it, n00b
- Mace
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Standing on the Jedi Council 's dead bodies
That'll do.
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*loser
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Maybe the looser thing is about Luke's sister kissing morals?
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Hmm. Maybe.
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You need to add his Jedi thesis analysing "The inherent Dycotomy in Cautionary tales: The tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise"
Those republic credits were clearly well spent per semester
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OP: Not a pilot, never kissed anybody
:)
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Up! Up you go!
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Luke is the 3rd most powerful Jedi at the start of Episode 4. 2nd by the end. 1st after Yoda dies in 3.
Plus Luke blew up a Death Star in Episode 4. Vadar has never blown up one Death Star.
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...he blew up a droid control ship; that kind of counts...
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It totally counts Doku
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To say nothing of his successful career as a moisture farmer.
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Luke is a land owner. (Assuming he inherited Uncle Owen's farm.)
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Luke had no formal education or even attended any special schooling ... he was trained by a Jedi Knight for a few weeks or months and later by a Master for a few more weeks or months
Anakin had a private tutor / mentor and access premier educational / knowledge resources in this part of the galaxy from the time he was a child and was fully grown
Luke grew up with nothing
Anakin grew up with everything
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Were they played by the same actor ? Because they look so similar
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They really do, I hadn't noticed this before
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loser
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