RAGE AGAINST THE MICROPENIS

My old workplace used to encourage people to use all caps on their reports because it hid the fact the people they hired didn't know how to capitalize grammatically.

Men who upvote this will complain about male beauty standards one breath and then body shame men in another.

Yay for body-shaming?
- This took me a long time to figure out so I'm very sympathetic.
  One way political people bring attention to bad politics is to body shame. The intent is to bring energy to the shaming. This is to wake up all the non-political people by being funny or hateful. These emotions travel farther than just facts.
  The side effect is that some people walk away thinking the body shaming is the point. It isn't.
  It sucks that the facts aren't enough, but that is the world we live in.
  So it's not that micropenises are bad. It's that Trump is bad and it is the common thought that micro penises are bad or funny or inadequate. Just because it's common thought though doesn't mean it's true.
  
  Would it be fair game to call out female politicians for being fat or their flabby labbies?
  
  No, it invalidates the respectful mindset.
  If body shaming is used it activates group think and hate. It brings hateful and mindless people to your side but they switch immediately if somebody on your side is insulted in the same way.
  It also justifies hate as the final tool to resolve a problem. The offer of the left is a pluralistic society. The moment Trump changes and is respectful to others he should be invited. If he is rejected for his penis then there is no option for him to switch sides.
  Shaming people for body parts is the same mindset as racism. It turns the left into poor conservatives.
- I’m curious how you would insult him, in a way that he would actually feel the insult. If his primitive dipshit brain can only understand insults from 30 years ago do we take that approach to vex him, or… what?
  
  I wouldn't insult him, because I don't see a point.
  It's too easy for it to be turned into "Look at these haters" to entrench his base.
- I feel like we sunk ourselves by being the faction of humanity that wants a better future, equality for all, which includes respecting the unique lives of every person and ensuring that we don't needlessly shame or harm people who very well could have been us. We, the side with innate empathy to a fault, the side that champions quiet contemplation and lofty ideals for the descendants we will never meet.
  And while we're in the midst of trying to build this better tomorrow, we have the other side of our species, just fucking rampaging through the countryside like savage orcs, not only do they not give a flaming fuck about body shaming, that's the only language they know. So much so that they don't just want every other person to feel shame, they want to be the ones who cause it, they want to take your bodily right away from you, and use your very weaknesses against you.
  They learned from you. They peered from the shadows as you nurtured the needy and gave hope to the sick, they learned that if they just cry "Stop! You're being mean!" that you will lower your sword and you will recite your oath that you will not be like them.
  And behind the safety of this banner, THEY HAVE TAKEN THAT WHICH WE HAVE SPENT 10,000 YEARS BUILDING.
  Fuck that noise, we have to take gloves off and fight them on their land. Which used to be our land. And sorry to anyone out there who has a small penis, stop using attacks on the deserving to justify what other orc have made you think about yourself in the past. Rise up and fight with us, so that your kids won't have to endure the same pain. THEY weaponized all of our vulnerabilities, not just your dick.
  
  You may not want to realize but the land was yours all the time.
- I personally like negging.
  That’s a bold shirt! I admire you have the confidence to wear something like that!
  It’s ok lots of men have problems in the bedroom. Not me. I’ve never had any issues. And don’t really know any real man that has, but it’s ok. It’s pretty common.
  🙃
  
  Why are you using the quote function? What/who are you quoting?
- People do this because they feel somewhat censored to express actual hate I guess.
  They are scared shitless and try to make he feel bad as they are feeling using words that matter to him, even if for them doesn't mean anything.
  It is bad to body shame regardless, but it is more an accessory to the objective of making people feel heard and seen since the other options would be complete chaos, riots and actual hate.
- Oh no, think about his feelings.
  
  I don't care about Trump's feeling, I care about the feelings of others.
  I've had sex with a few guys with very small penises, and they often seem afraid of being rejected or insulted once we're both nude.
- He deserves it.
  
  I guess people with actual micropenisses will feel great about this

Isn't it so telling that this is a confirmed fact? I mean, who better to assess this than Stormy Daniels, who this orange moron undeniably paid for her services. And then, in a completely absurd attempt to cover it up, he also committed a crime for which he was convicted and sentenced. Ergo: The incumbent US president not only has a mirco-penis, which of course says nothing about his suitability for office. But he even managed to make it a crime - and that says it all. It's by no means his most serious offense.
- Listen I have zero stake in Trump's penis size but let's not get loose with the definition of "confirmed fact" here. You haven't seen it.
  
  But Stormy has

You wouldn't download a lifted truck, would you?
- I'd download it just to put the poor thing out of its misery.
- No, but not because of piracy.
  
  I might, if I could set it on fire on the hill out back the old high school. There's something magical about burning an old Chevy on a hillside in the moonlight

- Let's not make fun of Toad like that.
  
  Story Daniels said it, not me.
- actual size
  
  (if you're viewing on a small screen)

On a side note, does he actually use his Xhitter account (again) or is he committed to Lie Social now?

I cant believe this is real

I want to assure all cis men that essentially no women give a rats ass about your dick size. If you’re gay, then yeah you might get rejected by some size queens, but vaginas don’t care that much about anything past the first two inches. Size is really a neutral feature outside of extremes (too big and it hurts!)
I’m a trans man, and my “penis” is a micro penis. This doesn’t make me less of a person, but if I tried to compensate for it by being expressing a deranged and toxic masculinity (in Trump’s case, to the point of sexually assaulting multiple women), then pointing out that I am insecure about it would probably be a good way to call me out for being a shitty man.
- I mean, let's not pretend there isn't an aesthetic factor that women do care about
  
  Not as much as you think. (That Rick and Morty episode is probably more accurate to what most millennial women would want…) I understand body dysmorphia, I get feeling insecure about your body - that’s kinda what the point of bringing up my transness in the conversation.
  I do think porn might be doing to young men something along the lines of what beauty culture does to young women’s bodies. I am empathetic, but in general the impact your penis size has on your life is almost always irrelevant to its outcomes, barring those bell curves and your own self fulfilling prophecies.
  The idea that this insecurity can motivate forms of fascism can be important to point out. There does to be an obsession with “virility” on Elon Musk’s part, from the “spread my genetics everywhere” grossness. The kinds of men who join fascistic movements are often motivated by feelings of sexual inadequacy and an obsession with machismo.
  There’s nothing wrong with being a man, but I think a tool in dismantling that kind of compensating masculinity that harms others is pointing out what it does possibly root to for them. Freud was full of shit, but he had some things right.
  We should call forms of masculinity that are harmful unmasculine behavior and mock people who exhibit such traits out of our community. Maybe I’m trying a Dances with Wolves or Avatar here but there’s some use in having waltzed around a lot of sides of the line.

The Thing has a small thing!