As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)
As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)

As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants

‘For $5 million, this could be yours,’ Trump says of card available to wealthy immigrants to buy a right to live and work in the U.S.
Not the Onion? Fucking come on already
Today's reality is wilder than anything Onion can come up with.
Don’tworry, they still got it.Yeah I 100% expected this to be an Onion article!