y'all know what time it is

I have been there. I have seen him myself. If you too find yourself standing before him, do not fear. Look down. There are so, so, so many hairballs. It is disgusting.

I thought the image was a slug like humanoid. Only to realize today it's a cat. I kept seeing the cat ears as bulging eyes and the cat eyes as nostrils.

quality shitpost right here

I promised them my bones to use after my death. The only surprise is that they are not crab