This is also unironically a good way to get more comfortable spontaneously speaking a language you're learning. Don't know the word for refrigerator? Cold food box. Don't know how to say yawn? Tired sound. Etc. You'll be more or less understandable and people will probably tell you the word you need when they figure out what you mean.
Well if the language is German, there's probably an 80% chance that you get the right word this way
It is also the only way to speak in Toki Pona
Toki Pona is overdoing it, but it's also how Esperanto is doing it: fridujo = cold-container. Also German, now you're mentioning it: Kühlschrank = cold-cabinet.
Toki! Sina pilin seme?
toki a!
Yep. I don't speak Spanish. Learned all my extremely limited Spanish in restaurant kitchens. When I walk my dogs, and one of the many Spanish speaking Mexicans that lives nearby looks nervous, I tell them, "Perro es bueno por hombre. Perro es no bueno por otra Perro." They understand what I mean even though I just butchered that sentence.
Congratulations, you are now a Strange Planet writer
A vanilla mocha latte with soy milk is just a 4-bean soup
Drink it from a cup made of soy paper and you’re still just holding beans.
If regular milk it's a 3 bean soup with nipple juice
Yeah but did you know humans are just cummed on eggs?
The ol' Deviled Creme Egg. Haven't had one of those since college.
I feel you're underselling our bag of water, organics and calcium sticks nature...
That's more like fish and amphibians. We do things internally.
A computer is just a really hot pile of sand.
Speak for yourself. I keep my pile of sand pretty chill.
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A computer is a magic box with a poisonous green cracker inside.
I wouldn't want to step on either.
A computer is a big, magic, green cracker in a box.
A human brain is just anxiety meat!
You have solved the entire universe for me
Roanoke gaming is the guy I heard refer to human brains as "anxiety meat"
Electronics are just sparky silicon.
The way transistors and integrated circuits are made is called lithography. Stone scribing. If you describe it that way, electricity sounds like magic.
Magic circle transcribed in nano meter scale sounds even more magical than the magic itself
Electronics are magic boxes of poisonous green crackers with black rectangle bugs crawling on them.
And the black rectangle bugs stop working when the magic smoke gets out
World? I think you mean pressurised, life-sustaining, mud, water and rock ball.
wet, fuzzy magnet with a bald rock child
Mud is just water and rock combined on a microscopic scale.
Ah, the literal German translation.
we're all just various beans in a trenchcoat
Human Beans.
Hugh Manbean
Butter is just shaken cow juice.
Two mice fell into a bucket of cream, one mouse quickly gave up and drowned, the other kept swimming until the cream turned to butter, and walked out.
Gas is just dinosaur breath.
Gas is mostly derived from bacteria. Something like 10% is from multicellular organisms. Carbon based bacteria was around exponentially longer and made up more biomass
Lemmy is just word water.
If you ever played a survivor game you know. 2 stiks, 1 rope = a Houe
TO Think such a horrible thing would be uttered by a member of my own family...
Water is just oxygen hydrogen!
Umm... Just what did you do in college?
Lemonade is not just lemon water, there is a requirement of shitloads of sugar in there.
If I took a tree and shoved it in a hole, then called it a door, you'd be like nah that's not a door. Yet you put leaves in water and it's tea.
This dude's argument is all wrong
You know.
Sometimes.It's okay to have an unexpressed thought.
Imagine taking the time to argue a shit post
You are the highest ranking candidate for the cranial staple
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Call me when tea, coffee or lemonade taste of something beyond bitter water
do you like, like anything?
Not flavored water
If your lemonade is bitter, you're making it wrong.
I can't comment on coffee. As for tea, it depends on the type and how you prepare it. To clarify, when I mention tea, I'm referring to tea made from the Camellia sinensis plant. This includes green, white, oolong, black, heicha, and puerh teas. Anything not from the Camellia sinensis plant is called tisane or herbal tea.
Green tea can be the most bitter, or the least bitter, depending if you make it well. You need to make sure its not boiling water, but water that's around 80c.
White tea is probably easier to make just make sure its not boiling water and it shouldn't be bitter either.
Then again if you're calling something like lemonade bitter, a thing that has so much sugar I don't really know if me telling you would even help.
Sujamma tastes like garbage and makes you stupid.
Call me when you develop the palate of an adult.
Listen, let’s not shame the EdgarSuit.
