How many of you nerds have been zombified today?
How many of you nerds have been zombified today?
I think I'm okay, apart from hearing a strange voice in my head telling me repeatedly to
for or else...Oh fuck.
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Real talk. My coworker came in and told us about this. One of my other coworkers, a younger girl, was concerned about it too. Like...what the fuck is wrong with these people? Is this how it's going to be from now on? Just more and more people becoming insane freaks?
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Yes. Social media's constant bombardment of fascist propaganda is rotting people's brains with brainworms.
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oh sweet. a new excuse to call out of work today
"can't work. eating brains"
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With the added bonus of being able to call out of work for the entire week, because you got sick from eating people's
as well.
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feeling fine so far
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Itchy.
Tasty.
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Brains!
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wtf i love 5G now
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Haven't eaten meat in a year but I have a sudden craving for braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnsssssss.....
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Didn't work because I've been zombified for awhile. I'm a Swiftie.
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I was listening to the QAA episode about this when I got the alert lmao
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I'm a zambie now
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My phone doesn't have 5G
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Not sure if nothing happened or I was always a zombie. Help, I’m scared.
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I zb gv brnnnnn
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I was doing my Cal 4 homework and the alert fucking jump scared me. For a second I genuinely thought I was bouta die.
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Emergency alert tones are just terrifying in general
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I got the new booster yesterday so I feel like my bones have been half squeezed out like toothpaste tubes. I'm stiff and floppy at the same time and walk like Jack Sparrow.
Pretty much what I expected. Immune reactions are dumb.
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Stiff and floppy are also the first symptoms of zombieism!
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oh no, I thought it was the first sign of skeletons stealing my calcim
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I love the idea that the evil government had the power to do this but opted to give a warning ahead of time so True Patriots™ can turn off their devices and avoid the zombie virus.
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apart from hearing a strange voice in my head
I'm hearing a bad song in my head
zombified
Please give me some ear bleach, jerk
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Luckily dodged the Marburg virus but my rapidly growing jaw thinks it may have activated the Habsburg virus.
I'm so sorry 😢