MAGA Republican Logic

I got time, I'll bite.

Late term abortions

It's "post-viability abortions". It's for already-dying fetuses and such. The name gives it away.

White guilt

Sorry, can't relate for many reasons

Open borders

More of a conservative talking point than a core liberal tenet. See headline such as: Kamala gets 'tough on border'

Men beating women in their own sport class

Your music's bad and you should feel bad. Boo!

LGBTQ books mainly based on sexual inert course in schools

It's intercourse. Are you trolling? And no, it's about the history and legacy of the US through the lens of LGBT+ folks. Also, read a book, read a book, read a m'fuckin' book.

Entire personality based on who you prefer to screw

As opposed to MAGA's entire personality based on who gets to screw them over?

White man bad

I mean... motions broadly at history

Orange man really bad

Well... motions broadly at dysfunctional US government

Couldn’t load a gun if you handed them one

Shaddap you flunked your SATs and you can't spell intercourse to save your life

Literally every point made by OP is real and easy proven. You, on the other hand, have a made up list that is easy disproven over and over again.

Maybe you should try going outside?

Really? Provide evidence for one of the bans mentioned in the OP
- Really?....
  Republican abortion ban: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/24/us/politics/trump-republican-anti-abortion-policy.html
  That took two seconds... But why stop there?
  Republican drag show ban: https://people.com/politics/anti-drag-legislation-united-states/
  Republican immigration ban: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-declare-national-emergency-border-trump-official-says-2025-01-20/
  Republican ban trans kids: https://kansasreflector.com/2025/01/28/kansas-republicans-revive-gender-affirming-care-ban-for-trans-youths/
  There are still more for the rest of them for you to take five seconds to go to Google/DuckDuckGo and search "Republican ban (subject".
Literally every point made by OP is real and easy proven
Interesting as the same can be said disproving it. Fun.
You, on the other hand, have a made up list
I apparently
Have a list.
- Interesting as the same can be said disproving it. Fun.
  So, go ahead. We are waiting, and as you say, it'll be fun so there isn't much stopping you.
  I apparently Have a list.
  Yes, a made up one. We have already acknowledged that. Thank you for repeating it.
  Also, as for you going outside and your electric apprenticeship, maybe try to stop licking the lead solder. It'll help with your thinking.
  And if you're making terrible money, you are either a first year or getting badly ripped off. It was explicitly mentioned about that issue when I was in trade school of too many people making big bucks in their 2nd+ year and quickly out spending their means, from the shock of suddenly getting big paychecks.
- So disprove the original post. We'll wait
  
  The burden of proof is on one proving MAGA is trying to ban all those things. Can you prove any of them?
  
  I already did here. Two hours before you posted this too.
  
  Sorry you feel like we're wrong. But facts don't give a shit about your feelings

These sick liberals need to stop defining themselves with sex.

Have sex within your race! Have sex in a way that Harry Potter would approve! Have sex with underage mothers! Save your virginity for an old man in an authoritative position in your life!

And for the love of God Almighty, stop bringing up sex! Sex! SEX!!

Brave of you to wear your mental health issues on your sleeve like this bud

even if it is in good faith, which is doubtful the sort of person who still backs the current government is beyond reason, don't waste your energy
Why is some pansie gonna jump outta the bushes and and tell call me a racist, bigot Nazi?
Yeah, those words literally mean nothing anymore. Well done on that, BTW.
- Anyone know what this smooth brain is talking about?
  
  Yeah, he's blaming "Librals" for making him a Nazi.
  
  It’s amazing how the dumbest people imaginable flock to Nazism. Cheers!
  
  I mean, I don't agree with Nazi's. But because I don't agree with the democratic ideology, I'm by default - a Nazi in your eyes.
  I like how you lead with such valor but teeter out at the end, ya know, where the facts come into play.
  It's like the word Nazi is the "N-word" every liberal has been dying to say out loud and they just replaced it and pointed to white ppl you don't agree with.
  
  And yet you voted for one! Congrats.
  
  I'm sorry you feel that way. Truly.
  I wish the best for you and yours regardless of what side your on. Don't ever think conservatives just hate anything that doesn't align with us.
  If you disagree with my voting for Trump, guess what?
  That's the AWESOME part about being an American. You Can openly disagree and be OK.
  You are still an American and if I enlisted and went to war (God forbid) , I'd be fighting for you and yours just like I'd be fighting for me and mines.
  Our political differences mean Jack shit in the grand scheme of things.
  
  Don't ever think conservatives just hate anything that doesn't align with us.
  Fucking LOL
  Cons are entirely based off of "fuck you I got mine" and "anyone that isn't a straight white person = bad"
  Your entire shitty ideology is based on hating anyone different from what you pricks consider to be "normal". AKA the polar opposite of what I quoted.
  Fuck off back to twitter where you cunts belong.
  
  Fucking LOL is right.
  Look at what you just typed. God damned right I'm happy you liberals don't get another 4vyrs to bury this country deeper.
  We've been the laughing joke on the world stage long enough. Time for someone to pay for that farce.
  Enjoy the show, see ya nxt election.
  Little tip here, try to resonate with THE MAJORITY of the country this time?
  
  Projecting much? America is the biggest laughing stock now because of the current administration.
  Majority? I didn't realize more than 50% of eligible voters voted for Trump. Last I checked, fewer then 2/3s of eligible voters turned out. Not really a majority is it?
- You should be scared of much worse happening to you.
  
  Well, I'm not.
  I guess you'll just have to find a way to live with that,huh?
  
  Make sure you let everyone know what you believe. It will make it much easier to get you.
- He called you retarded luv, i wonder and wonder how do you not posses second grader reading comprehension?
  
  Probably the same way you posses the ability to insult someone on a 2nd grade level. Keep at it tho, I believe in you!
  
  Please ask someone to read to you!
  That was not an insult, @aushtan called you retarded! But your victim complex is so incredibly strong that you defaulted into hiding behind into your lil excuses!
  Can I ask you to pull your head out of your ass briefly, just so that you can read? Tho I really am starting to think that won’t even help you…
  
  Well alrighty then. Just one zinger after another.
  Well done.
  
  I am starting to think that you really are retarded…
  @aushtan wrote
  Brave of you to wear your mental health issues on your sleeve like this bud
  To which you replied
  Why is some pansie gonna jump outta the bushes and and tell call me a racist, bigot Nazi? Yeah, those words literally mean nothing anymore. Well done on that BTW
  Where were you called or insinuated any of those? It physically cannot be said in any other way, you were called retarded for saying retarded things
  
  You've definitely lost the plot. Try again, maybe?
  
  Lol they quoted exactly what the plot was. You're so fucking stupid, Jesus.

How many hours a day do you spend in an echo chamber getting your talking points?

Are you getting paid for your boot licking?

When did your brain start shutting off and begin reflexively regurgitating their propaganda?

I think people like yourself are a lost cause, because no amount of factual information and critical reasoning seems to be effective against your highly effective programming. Do you envision any methods that could be used to deprogram your psychological state such that you can begin to critically reason and seek out objective facts?

I await your response laden with logical fallacies, puking the catch phrases from your "news " sources, and whatever today's flavor of disinformation meme was shared in your echo chamber of choice.

Easy there, Doc. It's a bit late in the day for some random liberal internet armchair therapist to attempt pyscho analysis. Have a great day.
- That's a good bootlicker - you provided more proof of my claims.
  I knew you couldn't resist committing a nice logical fallacy and avoid defending yourself in a rational debate. It's just how your programming works.
  
  Throw whatever book you've been reading on how to speak like an intellectual out the window. It's not helping.
  
  You still can't address any part of my claims with a logical response - the programming is holding up to stress testing.
  Maybe somebody I'll get lucky and find the input which produces critical thinking and rational response.
  
  Oh that's by design.
  See, I don't entertain insulting replies with "logical replies".
  Why the hell would I? Any semblance of a logical reply will inevitably be met with.. this. No, no. I'm content in putting a DO NOT PUSH button in front of you and watching how you react.
  I guess it's my "programing". Whatever in the flying fuck that's supposed to mean. You want a response?
  Questionb: Are you gay or LGBTQ or whatever you choose to call yourself this week?
  WHO FUCKIN CARES. Live your life. Go in peace. Have fun.
  Question: You ok with Trans in women's sports?
  Then you can GFYS. And when you've completed that task that I'm sure you're very good at already, return for further instructions.
  Now, I'm just giving you a taste here. If you act cival, there may be more.
  
  Can't even spell "civil" let alone create a coherent thought. These are the ramblings of a very ill brain. Get off the internet, goblin.

This is definitely a bot account, guys. No one is this stupid.

yeah it's kinda wild they haven't been banned yet
Yeah, I'm totally bot guys. Listen to this dude I'm replying to. He speaks the truths guys.
Edit
You know it's extremely easy to spot a bot account. Actually, no. You clearly didn't know that. Nvm.

Aww, looks like RFK isn't the only one with brainworms.

Ha. Pretty funny comment. Take my updoot.

Wow

I love this hilarious little bullshit mainly because you're ignoring all the kids that bring loaded weapons to school and highlight the fails of your blue pig saviors

Literal children take lives because idiots can and do use weapons

The rest is funny because it highlights YOUR issues 💜

A child with down's syndrome could readily turn your clever little mind into a Jackson Pollack, careful with your calculations there chief lol

Ah. There's that sweet, sweet victimhood complex the majority of the country quitely laughs at under its breath.
Get help.
- Where is this majority? Are they in the room with us?
- "The sound of children screaming has been removed"
  Some of them were so torn apart by the hail of bullets that they were decapitated and had to be identified by the clothes on their headless bodies.
  We speak up for them because they can no longer speak up for themselves.
  
  This is the kind of comment and mindset that cost you the election. This kind of behavior isn't viewed the way you seemingly think it is. Sure, by your close peers maybe. But it comes off as disingenuous because there's no reality that exists where you do anything but type words about it. Maybe protest or something. But absolutely nothing of substance.
  There are also OTHER people suffering. Did.. did ya know that?
  
  And you voting to make it worse helps so much more than that person protesting or posting about how fucked up you guys are.
  
  I'm just guessing here but I'd wager a huge percentage of the Republicans that voted Trump used to be Democrats. I myself was once.
  The party left the people. And the people went were they felt they belonged. In the end, the votes tell the truth. How do you square that with your ideology?
  Honest question. No hard feelings here.
  
  Yeah, I don't believe Trump is a legitimate president. I don't believe the numbers reported are accurate, and I don't believe less than a quarter of voting age people should be able to have elected someone that literally has multiple people throwing Nazi salutes up at their rallies. Hard feelings here. Fuck you, and all Trump sycophants. You all can eat shit.
  And for the record, I ALSO don't believe your "I myself was once" bullshit.
  
  I was a Democrat too. Your refusal to believe is part of why your party has lost power.
  Your blindness only flies in your own echo chambers.
  The downvotes I’ll receive only drive the point home that you do not value information you don’t like, and that is your biggest political weakness.
  
  You never would believe or accept any Republican winning on merrit and that the country agrees with him.
  Be honest.
  There is no reality that exists where a Republican wins an election fairly, that you'd believe is legitimate.
  Ever.
  As long as their values don't align with your own, it will never be a legitimate win in your eyes and was rigged.
  I can't exactly fault you for feeling this way, to be fair.
  I'm only asking you to be honest.
  And frankly, Idgf if you don't think I used to be a Dem. That only shows your shortsightedness. At some point, and we're all waiting -
  You will realize your values are not the majorities. And you will absolutely have to come to terms with that.
  
  You never would believe or accept any Republican winning on merrit and that the country agrees with him.
  I have accepted every other presidency in my life without question of legitimacy, even if the methods to do so with Bush were dubious at best. That includes Trump's first term.
  I'm only asking you to be honest.
  No, you're asking me to treat you like you're worth respect. Unfortunately, you are not. Fuck yourself.
  
  So what’s different about this election, that makes you think it was rigged somehow, when all the other ones weren’t?
  
  Nice bait and switch. Had me at the first half.
  Ya cut deep at the second half. Brutal.
  Edit; oh and, go fuck ya mother.
  
  I've been to several protests. All you see are my words but they are the least of what I've done to try and right the ship. I've called and talked to my representatives at nearly every level. Did.. did ya know that?
  
  Fucking Lol.
  
  Better than sitting behind a computer making up bullshit about the people I disagree with.
  
  I guess that only applies to people YOU disagree with.
  Brilliant.
  
  I've mocked an asshole or two for their actual beliefs. I don't tell them what they believe.
  
  I'm sure they're VERY sorry they ever crossed you...
- ??? Lol you mother fuckers just say shit and think you had some mic drop moment
  I got help baby boy, let me help you out
  
  Oh, you could help me out alright. By not speaking like an edgy 14 yr old "baby boy". Sorry, I hope I "dropped the mic" correctly this time.
  
  lol you didn't. I heard third time is the charm, though!
  
  Mom insults?
  IS THIS ALL YOU PEOPLE HAVE???
  
  https://feddit.org/comment/5186360 Hmmmm…

Awww someone is rlly butthurt! Is this hitting that close?

And this is such a conservative thing to do too! Giving urself an anal prolapse to be able to pretend ‘you too’ to be able to point back as if that were a response at all… But can I ask you to be frank with yourself, do you even beleive in that shite that you jerked into there?

Oooooh I love it when someone starts a comnent with the tired ass "awww someone butt hurt".
Got anything else? Because judging from your comment, you're not very good at this. You can do better.
Give it another shot. I'll wait.
- But you are? Your inherent reaction to a contradiction in the mindless dogma of m religion that you plug your ears in and scream-cry ‘NO YOUUU’
  
  I want you to read back your comment here, to yourself.
  Do you not see how utterly unhinged and wacky it sounds?
  
  Just admit you don't know what the word dogma means lmfao
  
  Is your issue with it thats its true unlike your lil list of lies? Is that whats making it so incomprehensible for you?
  
  I'm content to call it a difference of opinion. We're just tired of your voices being the loudest. It's high time you get an ear full of it from another perspective, for a change.
  
  And it’s high time you carry a potted plant everywhere you go to replace the air you waste…
  
  See, that's hurtful. It insinuates you'd rather I didn't even exist. We may disagree on things but I don't wish harm upon you or that you weren't around.
  If you're in the US, you're an American. I'm an American. But that means FUCK ALL to you if I don't align with your ideology.
  I'm just a waste of oxygen to you.
  
  Its an opinion now hm? You know crumbmuffin, all that regurgitated nonsense bordering on propaganda from the party that opposed seat belts are objectively untrue? Wowsies what a shocker!
  In fact, its so nonsensical that I doubt that even you believe in it!
  
  And I doubt you even have the first clue as to what you're attempting to discuss here with that comment.

sexual inert course

The Grammer Police has entered the chat

Explain, in detail please, what's wrong with late term abortions?

If a woman has carried a child for over 8 months, isn't that a demonstration of her desire to have that child? If her doctor advises her that carrying the child to full term is dangerous to her health, doesn't she have the right to make that choice?

If a child is going to be born with severe problems that would cause the child to have a very short life full of pain and suffering, why shouldn't the parents have that option?

This is a bad argument. If the child was carried to 8 months and there were complications, the doctors would induce birth and the child would go to the NICU and be fine.
- You really think that all medical conditions can be fixed?
  They can't be.
- Children can't grow a brain stem that isn't there. Or make a malformed heart work There are complications that cannot be treated
  
  My claim is that either way there isn't an abortion. There would be an induced birth, and at 8 months, if the child doesn't have a rare issue, it would go to the NICU.
  Anybody calling an induced birth an abortion is either ignorant or arguing in bad faith.
  
  The child would go to the NICU and be fine
  If the child doesn't have a rare issue
  You changed your position. That's okay!
  Still, there are times when abortions make more sense from a health perspective. There are also times when induced birth makes more sense. Why ban a life saving procedure? No mother wants to have an abortion at that stage, so they would go with that latter option every time that they could.
  But sometimes that's too risky for the health of the mother. So instead of a dead baby, you have a dead baby and dead mother. If it's banned, pregnancy becomes more dangerous for any mother
If this is actually the argument you're choosing to debate late term abortions, then I think the comment you just posted speaks for itself far better than me explaining my position on it.
That is fucking foul.
- If a child is going to be born with severe problems that would cause the child to have a very short life full of pain and suffering, why shouldn’t the parents have that option?
  Have you ever talked to a medical professional about what really severe defects they've seen? Kids born with the heart on the outside of the body? Kids who have to be on opiates from birth because they are in pain all the time? Kids whose bones won't grow, but the rest of them will, so they literally strangle themselves?
  At best, you're arguing from ignorance.
  
  You are lost
  
  To repeat.
  People consider late term abortions because there are terrible complications that can arise.
  If you think this is a lie, talk to any medical professional. Most student nurses or EMTs have seen some examples.
  Banning late term abortions isn't about protecting life, it's about making parents who are already suffering have a worse time of it.
  
  No, I'm blocking you. You will never spew that shit at me again.
  May God have mercy on you because I sure af wouldn't.
  Edit: Get right with things. GL to you.
  
  You proved that you can't handle adult issues without running away.
  I worked in public health and I can tell you stories that would make you cry.
  
  Criticizes late-term abortions
  Reacts viscerally to things that are real and legitimate reasons for late-term abortions
  "I can't believe you've said that, OMG, so gross, blocked"
  Clearly, they have no capacity for thinking critically, or they are farming responses. Don't waste your time.
  And MaXimus, if you really think those scenarios are horrible, then imagine how the parents feel about the opportunity of not allowing a child to suffer in those horrible ways.
  
  99% of Right wing propaganda is "We have a right to our feelings and you don't."
  In another thread I mentioned the Tulsa massacre. I was told that people shouldn't be forced to feel guilty about things they had no control over. I asked if they felt they had a right to celebrate July 4th, because they had nothing to do with that either. No reply yet.
  
  Rofl. Spotted the MAGA.
  Hope you get help with your mental problems one day.
  
  Damn right.
  We're not tired of winning, just yet.
  Thanks for your concern tho. 😊

You really think conservatives are the only ones who own guns? Really?

Do you really think I believe that? That's really the more interesting question, here.
- You wrote "couldn't load a gun if you handed them one". That implies liberals don't own guns. So the inverse is conservatives own guns.
  Unless you mean even if they own a gun they still don't know how to load it?
  
  The public school system has failed you. I'm so sorry.
  
  Shame about gutting that funding.
  
  Interesting comment that could be taken multiple ways.
  I'll let you explain yourself before I bite.
  
  If their was better public funding 4 schools then ppl would be more edumacated or stronger dept. of education.
  Side note: Im not educated to make more Grammer mistakes in the above and still be coherent.
  
  Lol. Nice.
  And I'll leave it at that.

I'm surprised ur not banned for this have u seen !news_summary@hilariouschaos.com

Any mod can and very likely will ban me because I don't tow the Democratic party line.
It's of no consequence to me. Ban away.
- Check the mods for that community
  
  Oof

Hey Maxi, seems legit - why you got to get me so hard

honestly im coming around on white genocide the past few months. kill the anglo, save the man.

edit: doing my part, by being super gay and keeping nothing from my culture of origin.

Of course you are. Comment saved.