Does it make sense to buy a lifetime supply of honey?

Once Honey 2.0 comes out in 20 years, your stock in Honey 1.0 will be worthless :(
- Just crush up Viagra in it and sell it as sex honey.

Having had a 50lb bucket of honey I can tell you that honey use goes up dramatically because you say to yourself "well I have so much I can just use it for this, and that, and a little more on my toast..." and then friends come around asking for a little here and a little there. Unless you can be super disciplined in a way that I cannot, 50 pounds will not last more that a couple years.

Beekeeper here. I won't comment on whether or not you should. But since I know a little about storing honey, here are some things to consider:
If you do this, you need to make sure it's sealed in airtight containers.
Part of what gives honey its antimicrobial properties (and long shelf life) is its low moisture content. But it's hygroscopic and will pull moisture directly from the air if exposed. After it pulls enough moisture, it can ferment, grow bacteria, or otherwise not be fit for normal consumption.
Also, honey can crystallize over time. This doesn't mean it's bad, but in order to re-liquify it, you'll need to heat it. So consider your storage container size and material carefully.
That said, 52 lbs is less than a 5 gallon bucket full (at roughly 12 lbs / gallon), so it shouldn't take an incredible amount of space if you choose to do it. Or, in smaller portions, a quart mason jar will hold about 3 lbs. So 2 cases (12 jars each) would exceed your quantity requirements, and be more manageable than a 60lb bucket.
Also if you can buy it in bulk at wholesale prices, it will be cheaper. Retail can be anywhere from $5-$20 per pound (depending on what/where) whereas the last I checked, wholesale prices were more like $1.50 - $3.50 per pound, depending on quantity.
Hope that helps.
- Does anyone else REALLY want this crazy honey buyer to get his honey from this knowledgeable beekeeper? It's a Lemmy matchmaking story!
  
  Unfortunately, I've really scaled back my number of hives and now only get enough honey to keep my immediate family supplied.
  But I appreciate the sentiment.
- You da MBP
  
  most beeluable player?
- i would not consider buying this much honey, personally, but i really appreciate your comment. it is so informative.
  thank you! (sincere)
- I'll add that if you have all that honey, you might also eat more of it than you'd initially planned and run out sooner. Personally, I would start putting spoonfuls in my tea, using honey instead of jam, maybe experimenting with baking...
- Where do you recommend wholesale purchases from?
  
  I'd start with local apiaries and/or small/mid scale beekeepers.
  The trick will be finding one that will let you buy a smaller quantity (relatively speaking - you probably don't want multiple 55 gallon drums of honey) at near-wholesale prices.
  This might be tough, because small scale (hobbyist or side-gig) beekeepers often charge a premium because they're not producing a lot, and value the hard work they put into what they did get.
  On the flip side, larger outfits will likely already have contracts with a reseller, and may not want to bother with selling a mere 50-100 lbs as a one-off.
  A good place to ask around might be a local beekeeping club/meetup. It would at least let you meet some of your local beeks, and maybe determine which are retail-only and which do wholesale.
- Hello! I have considered getting into bee keeping as a retirement thing but I don't know a good resource to start learning.
  Are there any good online communities you can recommend, forums, etc?
  
  When I was first starting out, I spent a lot of time at the BeeSource forums. I haven't been there in a while, so I don't know how it currently is, but I found it a good resource initially. FWIW, I always found the beekeeping-related subreddits to be pretty hit and miss.
  There are tons of books available, possibly from your local library, but some are better than others. Wicwas press has a lot of good books, but I think they skew more towards advanced beginner and later, rather than the basic beginner.
  But most importantly, there's a saying that "all beekeeping is local". While the basics are generally the same everywhere, the specifics vary depending on location. Not only things like temperature, humidity, and rainfall, but also what kinds of plants bloom, when and how often.
  So regardless of any reading or other research you do, one of the best things you can do to learn is join a local beekeeping club. There will surely be members that have been there for a while, and you can learn from them what really works in your area.
  Also, if you're in the US, check with your local Ag Extension office. They may have resources or info to help you get started. Possibly even classes.

All the honey I’ve ever bought has crystallized before I could get through the small bottle. Yeah, you can heat it, it’s a pain to have to deal with when I just want to use it. I’d rather buy what I need fresh.
- One of our local honey dudes does 8 oz honey jars that are wider than they are tall. I like those.

Honey doesn't expire but it crystalises giving it a different texture. You'd also have to check in on what happens to decades old honey
- Not a lot. there was some honey in the tomb of an Egyptian mummy and they are it when they excavated him.

If storage space were free and limitless, maybe. Honey keeps forever in principle but that doesn’t mean your barrel could never be contaminated, broken into by bugs or rodents, etc.
Personally, I enjoy buying different varieties of honey, especially as it’s a craft which has been getting more popular and really taking off in “local food” culture. I don’t want to commit to a barrel of any one thing, and I’m also fairly sure that the honey I could buy in a barrel is not going to be the one I’d most enjoy, but some over filtered, over processed stuff.
So I say nay.

Haven't seen this mentioned yet so:
The honey may not expire, but the container you store it in could. I'd be very concerned about plastic disintegrating and/or leeching into the honey. Glass would be better for that, but it's also really heavy compared to plastic, so you'd need more, smaller containers instead of one giant tub.
- I would agree with you but I'm like 25% microplastic (and 8% regular plastic) so I figure what harm will be done has already been done.
  
  It's surprising that Bender has yet to say "I'm 40% plastic!"
- Glass would also be better for heating it to melt crystals.

The bee die-offs, that one typically hears about, has nothing to do with honey bees. Honey bees don't show any signs of going extinct. Its may of the other bee species, which are dying off. And that is bad because of the species liking different specific plants, which often rely on this bee species to be pollinated.
- Some of this is because domesticated bees are filling the roles wild bees take. Some is temperature based, like bees just die at something like 55 or 60 degrees C. Hooray climate collapse!
  
  Yeah - a lot of “save the bees” narratives omit the fact that honey bees are not indigenous to the US and displaced some species.
  We should be just as concerned for wasps, who are essential to pollination.

I buy a 5 gallon bucket of honey once every 6ish years. It's one of the only sweeteners my wife can have so we use it in everything that needs a sweeter taste. I fill small 20oz jars with it and seal the bucket back up. It's a good investment because you can get it much much cheaper. I buy mine from Sleeping bear farms in Michigan.
- Is it dangerous? What if the bears wake up?
  
  obviously you have to wait for them to go lookin' for pic-a-nik baskets then.
  
  They hibernate for quite a while. Plenty of time to steal their honey jars.
  
  Hello.
  Oh wait you meant the other kind of bear...

Sure you could. But I'll offer a different perspective
All honey tastes different from different producers and areas, you'll be missing out on some wonderful honey flavors if you buy that much in bulk. If it's purely for sweetening, sure fine, do it. But if you want the flavor of honey, check out a farmers market and see what you'd be missing out on with bulk.
- I've also heard that honey helps to confer resistance to allergies to things that were in the area where the honey was made. As such, OP might be missing out on environmental defense by not diversifying.
- The idea did occur that I'd better be damn sure that I like whatever honey I'll be eating for the rest of my life.

As a kid we had a neighbor that ran a bee-brothel and had hives all over the region. Since his hives would just sit on un-used corners of farmland, he would offer some honey annually as ‘rent’. (He was also generous with his boat so a couple waterskiing trips were also on the table).
We (2 parents, 4 kids) would get a 5 gallon can of honey every other year or so.
That has been over 45 years now and my father is still working through that supply. We put it in sealed mason jars and it has remained good all this time.

Honey can expire if not stored right.
- So, if it's left?
  
  God damn that works on so many different levels!
- That’s an old wives’ tale. Honey never spoils, it crystallizes. All you need to do is heat it to liquify. 3000 year old honey was found in an Egyptian tomb, and was still edible.
  https://realrawhoney.co.uk/blogs-real-raw-honey-honey-in-ancient-egypt/
  
  https://cooking.stackexchange.com/questions/74395/what-are-the-signs-that-indicate-that-raw-honey-has-spoilt

A quick search suggests that the average American uses about 1.3 pounds of honey per year.
I think this is a case of people not eating honey and bringing the average way down.
My current SO puts honey in her tea and goes though about a pound and a half per month or about 18lbs per year.
It might sound like a lot but 24oz over an average of 30 days is less than an Oz of honey per day or 2 tablespoons across 4 cups of tea every day.
- I’ll balance her out - zero most years. It doesn’t taste good enough to start adding sweetener to things
- The average added sugar consumption for American adults is about 70g per day, which works out to be 25.6 kg (56.2 lbs) per year. People can shift their source of sweetener and consume a dramatically higher amount of honey without necessarily having a diet that is all that different from the national average.
- Thank you, I'm one of these people, as are most of the folks I know. I'll eat maybe a couple of teaspoons of honey per year, tops. And I cook 3 meals a day at home, from scratch, every day.
  Honey is great, I love bees, but I don't actually eat much honey.

I clearly use more than the average amount of honey then. Most of it to make mead.

Do you actually eat 1.3 pounds a year tho? If so, then it does.

Do you really want to carry your lifetime supply of honey around with you every time you move apartment?
What other foodstuffs are you going to buy your lifetime supply of? Dried goods? Tins? You could get yourself a winnebago and fill it with all your lifetime's worth of food or something, which would make lugging it all around with you forever easier. Just hope nobody nicks it.
- Carry it around? You just find a tree. Nice hollow tree and hide it in there. Everyone knows it's how you store honey.

Lifetime supply of honey for me is one fairly small jar, except that one time I had a weird craving for honey in the comb, so I ordered a square of it and ate it like a sandwich. I guess I saw bears doing it and thought it looked tasty.

You're likely better off investing the same amount of money.
Buying it all now is betting that inflation will be higher than your investment return over the next 40 years. That's not a good bet unless the world literally collapses.
- So it's a good bet, got it.
- What do you think investing less than $200 is going to earn you?
  
  What do you think buying $200 worth of honey will save you?
- I think a collapse is quite likely

Honey can change consistency, depending on how it is packaged and stored. In addition, you have to consider the cost and risk of storing it. But if you think the bees are going to die off, it could be a lucrative investment.
- My first thought was that of the cost of storing it. You never know when something will happen and all of your effort to store it is moot. Like if a natural disaster occurs and destroys your stash, or something happens and you must leave everything behind. Not a huge deal if you only have a few years of it, but a lifetime's worth?
  
  Or just ants. Ants ruin plans
- If the bees die off, you're going to have a much bigger problem than lack of honey.

Honey can technically expire. If it crystalizes, some portions of it can become more diluted, leading to a low enough osmotic pressure for bacteria and fungi to exist. If you do buy in bulk, check your local universities. One in my area does honeybee research and sells bulk honey from their bee lab at cheaper prices than any of the private beekeepers. I use it to make mead.

Sure, buy the 50 lbs of honey now. Convert it to mead. Profit.

Yeah, then turn it into mead
- Then you'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier!

No.

A fire could destroy it, just saying 👀
- That's some very nice honey you got there, be a shame if it all burned down

The issue with stuff like this is the high upfront cost, the hassle of storing the goods (correctly), and the fact that you could just put the same money into some stable stocks and likely be better off buying honey as needed. But I'm sure if you research it hard enough you can set yourself up for a good deal, barring catastrophy.

"I bought a lot of pudding"
I tried to get a gif of Adam Sandler saying that in Punch Drunk Love but I couldn't find the exact scene I wanted so you get this explanation instead

Bulk honey is significantly less expensive if you buy direct from an apiary, and in bulk. It never expires (but can go bad! you still have to store it properly) and will last longer than you if you treat it good.
Go for it. The price of honey is bound to just go up.

I don't eat like this because I'm not fat