Sockpost
It's why you have all those holes appearing in your socks. They chewed their way out.
Why do people want in socks though? I tried once and it felt horrible.
...Felt horrible? Did you jerk off with a sock on like a condom? Because that is very funny. I'm a tissue guy myself but I think people just use the sock like a rag.
Just spray it all over the ceiling
It's less a matter of want and more of a matter of limited options.
This XY needs to change this weed dear.