For me that usually means I'm either choosing a new background or modifying the desktop.
If I'm watching porn. I keep it up. Assert dominance, like the dude in my porn.
57 0 Reply- Yes dad! I'm a sissy removed, and I like to watch man like me getting steamrolled by big black hunks!
- I came to ask you if you wanted a slice of pizza... but okay.
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I don't even watch porn and still I always get uncomfortable when someone sees my screen. Is it really that difficult to knock, and come in after you have received some kind of response?
29 0 ReplyYeah, I (used to?) always switch to my desktop when someone's coming in, regardless of what I was doing. I wonder if people think I'm looking at porn non-stop.
10 0 ReplyI always do this and your comment specifically made me realize how that could look to other people.
At least sometimes they get to see a flash of a Word document when I'm half a second too late
4 0 ReplySame. It's to avoid people asking what I am doing and me having to explain.
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He's just ricing his Desktop Environment, nothing to see here.
27 0 Reply"Honey, we need to tall about our child and his computer activities lately."
"Oh shit, he found internet porn, didn't he?"
"No, worse, he's an Arch Linux user."
35 0 ReplyThat's not something you have to find out.
The kid will tell you. Over and over and over.
21 1 ReplyAnd even worse yet he's using a tiling window manager
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Ctrl+win+arrows Just go to an alternate desktop with "productive stuff", that has a word doc from a long time ago open
18 0 ReplyOr alt tab to another browser window for kittens or something.
"You looking at pussy on the internet??"
"Yup!"23 0 Reply
Honestly, I could be watching the most innocent thing on the internet, I will always Win+D when someone walks into my room
16 0 ReplyThe real sneaky is to have a WIN+CTRL+D second desktop with a couple of innocuous windows open and WIN+CTRL+RIGHT arrow to switch to it.
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No matter what I'm doing on my computer, I'll always hide it when someone enters my room
11 0 ReplyHHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKK
9 0 ReplyThe problem is not anything on my screen, the one with FF usually open is turned away from the door. Me not wearing pants would probably be more sus.
8 0 ReplyThat's why you just stop wearing pants
6 0 ReplyYup. Skirts are much more comfortable anyway. That would look weird in combination with the full beard tho.
Guess it must go then.10 0 Reply
Porn. It's always porn.
7 0 ReplySry what, I was watching porn....
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