5mo ago

19-Year-Old DOGE Agent Running Out of Excuses for Why He Can’t Hang Out With Elon This Weekend

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Elon Musk is that guy who has a GameCube and Natty Ice and just wants to hang out and play with no pants on.
- Bruh, the GameCube does not deserve this kind of slander
- https://youtu.be/3zvTRQr7ns8
Man do you like want to hang out, shoot some ketamine and watch YouTube videos?
- “Uh, I can’t man. My mom is really sick…”
  <<keyboard clacking— silent pause>>
  E: “No, I can see she’s not…” …. “…so ketamine and YouTube???”
  “…
  <sigh>
  sure, man.”
- With pretty much anyone else I'd accept
At least they're over 18, right?

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