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Updated: CyberTruck "Slices Deer in Half"... Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians.

fuelarc.com Updated: CyberTruck "Slices Deer in Half"... Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians. - FuelArc News

Here’s a story you all saw coming. If a new model pickup truck is on the road for any amount of time, somebody is going to ram a deer with it! What makes this collision unique is the pickup truck in question: a 2024 Tesla CyberTruck, the Cyberbeast edition. The headline tells much of the […]

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75mph is a lot, regardless of vehicle. A deer's mass is horizontal whereas a human's is vertical, altering the results. Fuck the cybertruck, but at least be logical.

Protip: just do a nazi salute and Teslas will avoid hitting you
- No, no, that's how you heil the Cybertaxi.
  The Cybertruck can't see well enough to recognize hand signals, you'll get plowed for sure.
- Well, that'd certainly be a novel solution to the trolley problem. Just make sure FSD always defaults to hitting the non-nazis first.

Elmo claims that....
Its a lie. If Elmo claims something, its automatically a lie. The guy literally doesn't know what else to do but lie, he hasn't done anything else but lie over the past decades.
If would be so nice if news media could pick up on that...

I remember when the Hummer H2 was the douchebag SUV... how times have changed
- it still is, there's just more than one now.

Safer as in less suffering.

Safer for pedestrians
"It only slices deer in half, which is 100% fatal. Humans just get blunt force trauma that has a 1.59% survival rate."

Who would believe a word that fucker says?

he says in the video that his truck is "bombproof in the inside and outside" WTF does that even mean?
- Car-bombers who recently purchased cyber trucks are gonna be pissed!
  
  Someone already did that a bit ago with a bunch of fireworks and I think it worked?

Meh. A motorcycle will split a deer in two. Not really the hill to be dying on.
- I've seen the aftermath of that happening... Blood... Blood everywhere.
- You're only allowed to insult elon and the cybertruck, any thing else is wrong think
  
  Well, I don't know. You see deer strikes all the time where I live (rural folks will know what I'm talking about).
  You rarely see deerS strikes, where the deer get chopped into multiple deers. It happens, it's just rare, other than like, 18 wheeler hits.
  I shared the story because I thought that was strange and alarming. The truck that looks like a guillotine blade seems to cut just how it looks like it would.

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