It's very much their choice (for the majority) in that they choose to be awful people in their thoughts, words, and actions.

Panel 3 should say 'I'll skin your ass raw', and 4 should be 'If my day keeps going this way...'

I was looking at the stars with my 8 year old the other night and said to him 'did you know there's at least a dozen stars up there?' It was lost on him.

Northern Irish, so apparently a Transatlantic voyage by this supposed fuckweasel, which is impressive. Also, it's not pedantry to correct errors. It's an opportunity to learn, which is always a good thing.

This is not only shite maths, but a rip off of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/cygcha/each_scot_would_have_to_fight_off_around_114_cats/

It is body

Yeah, very low. They're usually 4.5 to 10, or so.

Not so much disagree, just that it's stupid. Wearing the Guy Fawkes mask after V for Vendetta became prominent. When they buy an official one, Warner Bros gets a cut. The mask was worn by a man fighting for a Catholic monarchy and a theocracy, and is a foolish symbol for this group.

A 2.9% porter is just unbelievable.

Is exct a thing or just a typo?

Fragile geriatric wretch

You're not the only one.

What a repugnant sentient bag of shite this wretch is. Good to know he'll disappear into welcome obscurity in a few months. Back to screwing furniture, you malcontent.

Shitbags are going to be shitbags whether they were released early or not. No amount of prison will change their offending patterns once they get out.

Cup of Yorkshire tea and half a dozen rich tea biscuits to dip first thing in the morning.

No, you don't. Nobody is checking that the mobile number matches the number used to book, just that you have the ticket. It's not uncommon for one person to buy a number of tickets at once for their friends then send the tickets on as an email or screenshot. Every one of the scores of gigs I've been to the past 5 years my mate buys the tickets and sends it on to me. You can have it on your phone or print it if you wish.

Use a friend's or family member's number. Problem solved.

Apart from megaphones already having that name.

Per se. Vis a vis. Erudite. Juxtaposition. Elucidate.

I'm not complaining, just an observation. It's odd that there must be so much facepalm content out there, but Lemmy is full of sovcit stuff, which is all pretty similar. Usually it's to do with car plates, or other car related things.