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6mo ago

Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All

Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All

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Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All

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6mo ago

Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All

theonion.com /pentagon-warns-china-developing-love-the-greatest-weapon-of-all/

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- Is that the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?
  
  Depends what the meaning of "is" is.
NOTICE:
同志们，
爱国爱党爱主席
YOU SHALL LOVE THE NATION, THE PARTY, AND THE CHAIRMAN!
习主席万岁万岁万万岁
HE SHALL LIVE FOREVER
让他伟大的领导给世界带来爱 🤗
PLEASE DO NOT RESIST, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE 🤗
_rebels _will _be _summarily _executed
Damn! What's our status on that whole "power of friendship" thing?
- We've been riding on the pre-1990s prototype called NATO for a while now but it appears friendship built on premise of fear didn't quite grow past the "don't stab me and I won't stab you" phase.
- I think the people of blahaj are developing the power of friendship.
  I suggest we let them cook and only ask them to weaponize it when we need it most.
  
  ...we were supposed to be developing the power of friendship? I thought we were all-in on girlkissing!
- it's called a union
- 30 years of power rangers seasons and still no real progress made.
We're going to need some Plutonium. And a Delorean.
- The good part is if you can get the plutonium once, you can go to 2015 and pick up a Mr. Fusion!
  
  Don't skimp out on the EV conversion.
Love is all you need
No the fuck they aren't, they backed the Trump presidency.

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